Posts by happygeek

Hi Rio, welcome to DaniWeb my friend.

You get bad breath.

I put in a packet of minestrone cup-a-soup.

Hairy, tar layers killed shriveled sailor LEGS, overboard.

computer -> laptop

I would consider being turned down by McDonalds and ASDA a compliment...

£425 is the launch price, which is silly compared to the US pricing but I can't help myself and ordered one anyway, plus a load of games and stuff :)

HAIRY tar layers bury huge sailor halo's, overboard.

starlight -> express

Hi Stephen, welcome to DaniWeb my friend.

Ah, mea culpa. I see xbox and automatically think xbox 360 these days.

FWIW you can read about my PS3 pre-ordering fun in my DaniWeb blog.

You get an instant hangover.

I put in an MP3 of Oasis singing Cigarettes and Alcohol.

core -> quad

Animal played drums with the Muppets.

out a Glock.

as surely as

Violent, tar layers desecrate huge, SAILOR containers, overheating.

Smoking, tar LAYERS desecrate huge, oil masks overheating.

fair -> ground

You get 1,237,582 hits that mean nothing to you.

I put in a broken 32Mb USB memory stick.

models of monkeys

when I pulled

me -> lovely

Smoking, tar LAYERS desecrate huge, oil tanks, overheating.

Word up, now that is something I try not to shout in public.

pride -> prejudice

kent

You get a nasty rash.

I put in a documentary about US chat show hosts.

SMELLY, reeling factories burn shredded, oil tanks, abandoned.

Hi Jake, welcome to DaniWeb friend.

deflated -> ego

skill

Let's hope it is one of the good ones, there have been an awful lot of units breaking down within months of the warranty expiring if reports reaching me are anything to go by.

I have done the opposite to you, and gone and pre-ordered a PS3 with guaranteed delivery on the 23rd March launch date. My bad. £425 plus a few games, a second controller, the HDMI cable.

Just don't tell the wife...

cow -> mad

fire

Away with the little folk, that's what my later father use to say.

Befuddled, reeling maniacs burn shredded, OIL paintings, floating.

in angels and

Whoops, yes - you are both right. I saw mention of a tutorial link not being where it was a few days ago and immediately assumed it referred to omne of the postings that had been moved into the forums, what with my being embroiled in that subject right now.

yearn

Creepy, idiot skydivers read boring, historic manuals, FALLING.

Mental Torture -> The Bee Gees

old jalopy with

Seasoning is essential when eating cabbage.

put kittens in

You get burnt.

I put in a muffin with the face of Michael Jackson on it.

The tutorial section is currently undergoing a major overhaul in an effort to up the quality level. Many, if not most, of the current postings are being moved back into the forums during this process.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but in the long term it will result in a much more useful tutorial resource for the whole community.

butterflies in a

my head -> banging drum

Creepy, HUNCHBACK librarians boon boring, historic books, terminated.

Large fish and chips twice, with a pickled egg and mushy peas.