But if the body receives consciousness in the same way that a cable box receives satellite signals
A cable box receives satellite signals?!? Ok... Well, I guess he meant the way a high-gain antenna receives VHF/UHF signals. I must assume that he is very poorly informed about the way radio telecommunications work. On the one end, there is a satellite with a high-power, high-gain, directional antenna that broadcasts powerful VHF/UHF signals from geosynchronous orbit (36,000 km altitude) directed at a region of Earth that requires about a few arc-seconds of pointing accuracy from its perspective. Then, the very faint remnant of the signals that actually makes it to the Earth and passed the atmospheric interference, is picked up by a high-gain antenna (the dish on your roof) pointing directly at the satellite. The signal, which is full of noise, is fed to a demodulator which attempts to lock on to the phase and frequency of the carrier wave, filter the noise around the frequency-band of interest, demodulate the signal, filter and demodulate a couple more times, and finally, get a digitally-encoded signal with good enough quality to use it.
The point of that lengthy explanation was to expose a few important problems. First of all, to send or receive any signal (of any kind) over a long distance requires either a tremendous amount of power, or a very large piece of hardware (like a very huge antenna). The laws that govern this are conservation of energy and basic …