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After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.
The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''.
She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?''
The doctor said ''$300''
She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??''
He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''

What did one computer say to the other?

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A Person Who Kills Your Ills By Pills, And Kills You With His Bills.hahahahah

I heard that one before, but thanks for bringing it back to my attention again :)

I mean it might be a business travel. A Pilot? A Salemens? A Flight Attentant? A Musician? An Artist?

You never know, she could could be refering to a job that she might like :)

travel~

... you are a travel agent?

Granted, you now have a diareha.

I wish i had a hot girlfriend ;)

@AD, that film was god awful and a waste of talent.

You can adjust the speed using css and jquery, there are tutorials out there on how to make menus like that. Just search for jquery menus.

Yes, you are correct debatable is the right word to used because I always win 99.9%

At least i win 00.1% of the time :)

Yes you are

You don't need negativity to make people unique, merely a recognition of the positive differences in each person.

Exactly what I mean... in a way...

Wouldn't it be much better to use a positive word in the same positive way, and do away with the use of the negative? Instead of saying someone is less ugly, say they are more beautiful.

Nope, than people would not be as unique if you know what i mean.

@printersdelhi, what kind of art style do you do? I am into computer generated art.

not in civilized society. Using hurtful, domineering, insulting words, designed to put people down, while used, should never be excused as proper. Calling anyone stupid or ugly is only a way to try and build yourself up, make yourself seem superior, at someone elses expense. It is much better to find the intelligense and beauty in everyone, instead of being so narrow minded as to think any one person, or group of people has the right to decide that someone is lacking.

Well, that is something i can agree with but you can always use any negative word in a positive way...

However, in the case of salespeople, always assume they are lying and full of it. :))

That is always true!

You're funny. It's not teaching more like lecturing.

That's debatable...

@tinstaafl, that is debatable.

That maybe so, but you are basically infering their lack of knowledge.

Exactly... they think they can make things sound easy even though they don't know %@!*...
Think about a sports nutritionist, they can refer you to any supplements and sell you any of them but they don't lift... They say, "Basically, this helps you build mass fast...".... Probably not the best example...

I think photoshop is best to start.

Anyone can open up photoshop... but you need to plan out your idea before you do anything right?

Can anyone explain to me why it is illegal for me to download (or share) an mp3 via bittorrent when that same mp3 is freely available through youtube?

Technically, downloading anything with audio is not illegal because it always found anywhere... but what makes it illegal is sharing the file, as far as I am aware of.

@LastMitch,

I wish I can teach.

You wished you can teach? What are you talking about, you give me a good lesson almost every time I ask a question, so you are technically always a teacher :).

For me, i have a hobby of doing web development/software and i have improved quite a lot this last year but unfortunately i don't make money off of it so far, well... i made $800 dollars for doing a "simple" website for my cousin (i used my knowledge of web development such as php, mysql, html5, css3, jquery, etc. so don't laugh at my skills from the past) and he doesn't even use it... it was first real estate, and then changed his mind into an e-commerce.

But to make money, i do stock/currency trading... I have done it for a few years on a paper account and for 2 years i have been doing it live. I am trying to automate my trading so i don't have to touch the computer ever but fortunately i have figured out how to write a script on identifing crossovers/when to identify the best buy and sell, the moving average, and etc. (the best trade i have done this year was when i purchased Netflix and it basically doubled and that was the best trade i have made ever in my 2 years of live trading. I invested almost all my earnings on just that one stock. It was a success for me :D).

...so in the future, if you guys ever here me ask a quesiton on how to automate my trade, please expect it to come :)...

Okay, next company is:

Starbucks

^^^^ Cheater

Hey, i am thinking outside the box :)

No. Wait til more people watch then spoil. It's not out on DVD yet.

Okay then, do you want me to spoil any movie for you? I have seen quite a few films from the 21st century and can spoil any of them :)

boring now

What is boring?

Skyfall

Well, since you used the exclammation mark, exclammation ends in an "n" so....

Napster

I know you people are going to kill me, but I've made another change that will affect everyone.

I don't see why we would kill you... we would only support you.

Don't worry Jim, I also hate rap... it is crap and most of the time the words don't make any sense and if it does make sense nobody will listen to it.

Thanks Michael. :(

Your welcome :)... should i spoil some more?

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

@queenbearn, it doesn't help the OP if you post on a post that has technically been abandoned by him/her for 6 years...

SEO, Social Media, Rich Content, Ads, Affiliation, Links, etc...

As far as i am aware of, not very much...

Nike

@LastMitch, if you do, watch Django shoot the DiCaprio's wife and notice which direction she flies in (sorry for the spoiler)

Why not make a blog or use the suggestions from above...

I began to realize this, but if you guys have seen the movie Django unchained, have you noticed the lady get shot by Django fly the wrong direction after getting shot... but anyways, the last movie i just saw was Avatar. Oh man, i hate Avatar...

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And not even one piece of (c)rap.

Jim, you must be good at finding music then?

I have 0 songs in my iTunes, i use spotify :)

(And make love does not always mean something that rabbits often tend to do)

...okay then... a bit too much information don't you say ddanbe?

Oh come on Pep, stop being such a prude all of a sudden. :)

LOL

23rd March 1931 Shaheed

die

you sure about that?

I hate the words basically and maybe, those 2 words show that a person is just guessing rather than knowing what he/she is doing.

In my point of view Photoshop is better to start.

Shouldn't he know what he is designing first?

No you don't.

I think this thread is endangered (that is the word your should have used instead of Extinct).
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Genius...