I'm pretty bored right now. Anyone has some Yo momma jokes? I'll start first.

-Yo momma so fat that her drivers licence picture say "picture continued on other side" :D

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Heard this one on TV many years ago, but don't remember where:

Your mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the HOUSE.

Heard this one on TV many years ago, but don't remember where:

Your mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the HOUSE.

LMAO! Good one! :)

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