Memorable Quotations - Page 20

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One more thing -- Steve jobs

Uh oh, better get Maaco! - (commercial)

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A jester unemployed is nobody's fool -- Forgot the movie

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I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can't you choose
someone else? -- forgot the movie

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Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind. -- forgot the movie name

[Ene Uran]

The rich are getting poorer, they had to take 15 Senators off the payroll.
... Jay Leno

[ChrisHunter]

"There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you"

"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

Both by Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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You have eyes but you do not see -- Snow white and the huntsman

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stay thirsty my friends -- Those stupid beer commercials

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be - BEATLES

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Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: **[stares out the window] No.
Gage: Do you think I deserve it?
**Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at Gage] What?
Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

the social network

[Lucaci Andrew]

"Giggity" - Glenn Quagmire

[<M/>]

this is sparta! -- 300

[Ene Uran]

"When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music."
—- George Bush Sr. (1991)

[<M/>]

"What's it to ya?"

[ZZucker]

However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious.
--- Bjarne Stroustrup

"Freedom and democracy are dreams you never give up." - Aung San Suu Kyi

[kemcar]

"It would be better if you begin to teach others only after you yourself have learned something."

[vegaseat]

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."
... Bill Gates

[<M/>]

"The secret to success is income" Carlos slim

[Ene Uran]

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
--- Sam Ewing

[<M/>]

"Be the master of time; do not let time be your master."

[eyeda]

He who laughs first, laughs last

I'm not very good in memorizing quotations..but i always remember this quotes and the funny part is i don't know what does it means until now!LOL
Anybody?

[<M/>]

I dont want my past to dictate my future

[vegaseat]

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”
... Ben Franklin

[vegaseat]

"What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today."
... Edgar Allen Poe

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"You want to know why I pay taxes for schools? I don't want to live in a country full of stupid people" Not worded exactly like that...

[vegaseat]

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."
... Robert Frost

[G_Waddell]

Management is like monkeys sitting in the tree. The monkey at the top looks down and sees smiling faces. The monkey at the bottom looks up and sees just a load of....

I'll let you guess the rest.

I saw a ladybug and remind me of a lady who appreciate her joys and her sorrows.