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I saw this somewhere and decided to share it here. Enjoy!

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for two months. Very worried, the mother
goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant!

Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother says, "Who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The
girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair,
and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps
out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I will take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born
I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him, "You will have to sleep with her again!"

If you were the father, what would you do?:icon_redface: :icon_cheesygrin:

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    he marries the kid, one way or the other. No buying off your responsibilities. But I've been raised in what these days is apparently a rather oldfashioned way. Read More

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i wish my daughter would come up with that... so if that happened, i would even let him sleep with my wife... :D

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he marries the kid, one way or the other.
No buying off your responsibilities.

But I've been raised in what these days is apparently a rather oldfashioned way.

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I would have done the same thing. :)
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i wish my daughter would come up with that... so if that happened, i would even let him sleep with my wife... :D

Haba!!:icon_wink:

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he marries the kid, one way or the other.
No buying off your responsibilities.

But I've been raised in what these days is apparently a rather oldfashioned way.

I was too, but considering that she could live off the interest of the bank accounts and never have to work a day in her life while still providing for the future of the family, I think I'd choose the gifts.

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But I've been raised in what these days is apparently a rather oldfashioned way.

Unfortunately, you're probably right. And I don't think that this "old-fashioned" is gonna retro its way back to popularity any time soon...

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I was too, but considering that she could live off the interest of the bank accounts and never have to work a day in her life while still providing for the future of the family, I think I'd choose the gifts.

given that this is a modern kid without any sense of responsibility (else she wouldn't have gotten herself wanked by a wanker like that) she'd probably blow through it in a few weeks at most.

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It's a good thing she is 18 years old. Which it would mean I don't have anything to say any more. She was old enough to get pregnant, she's old enough to start taking decisions in her life.
I would be happy to give any sugestion if she asks me. And moral support would be always there, after all, I don't want my future grandson/daughter to suffer unnecesary.
If she would have been younger I would put the guy in jail. Since the alternative would have been to "blow his head off", which I might be tempted to do.

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>She was old enough to get pregnant, she's old enough to start taking decisions in her life.

I was old enough to get pregnant at 12, dont think i could make life decisions then. :-S unless you mean legally of course.

and lmao. Nice joke. If I were the father I'd be abit worried tbh. ;)

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you can legaly get pregnant at 16 but you are a bit screwed if you do (cant support yourself)

So, in your country is legal to have sex with a minor?

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if you're a minor yourself...

our law is stupid. if two people under 16 do it consentually its always the guys fault

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that's got nothing to do with age. Just see divorce cases. It's always the man who gets the blame, even if the woman ran off with a new flame after years of fooling around while the man was at home taking care of the kids.

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