Posts by hbk619

Not if he's going for the old joke. "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't. You get down off a duck."

don't get it.

my girlfriend almost beat the crap out of me when i told her i hadn't seen "Steel Magnolias" or "Pretty Woman"... and, to tell you the truth... not interested...

Never even HEARD of the first one, haven't seen the second one and *checks* yup, female :)

Lord of War - First non comedy film I liked.

Miss congeniality (sp??) - hehe, just fun.

Pirates of Caribean - First one the best. Though I sat through the 3rd one and only checked the time twice. Amazing for me.

Monsters Inc.

My brother actually said he wouldn't give me the money he would sponser me for raceforlife (going to charity!) untill i looked at his pc because the mouse wouldn't move up and down. Buy a new mouse ya cheap bastid!

No worries and yup, everyone assumes that. *sigh* I'm on a one woman mission to change that!

I did it the 11th July! Attempted a run, got about half a K and walked hehe, ran little bits. 45minutes overall. Here's a few pictures: http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y69/hbk619/me/raceforlife/

There was a Mr. and Mrs. blobby doing it was well. http://www.ten17.co.uk/PhotoWallPhoto.asp?wallid=30553&id=30553

I'm picture 5!

And JB still up for that tenner?

for the record i formated the laptop (for fun) and they were still there so i guess the answer is yes. :D

>1. What part of a car travels farther than any other part?

tires?

Actions speak louder than words, but politicians won't shut up.

lmao. Brilliant.

They call it P.M.S. because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

Yeah, that's parents. Like when i wanted to go to raw, i checked out all the options to get to the arena, found car was the best. Explained all that. "No". 2 months later. "Can you find the route to Earls Court?"

It's life.

For the record: Gordon Brown wants to change pot back to class B over here. At the moment you can smoke it in public and all they can do is give you an "informal warning" and take it off you. Apparently half a million english are hooked on weed..

I've thought some of those..

I work parttime tesco, college (on summer break now though) and am trying to learn guitar.. trying being the optimum word. I did judo for a couple years, got abit boring.

Tesco rocks........... not. Except i can get a really good recpetion at work, and my mate can't :D

I suck at riddles.

16. In the UK. so is sex for the record

edit: how did we get onto driving?

edit 2: nevermind.

>I mean, why can't people think on their feet, i would. What is wrong with people....

Probably afraid of getting fired.

15.4" on an acer aspire laptop

You know, I have no idea what Dave just said :-S

What? Please explain what you're talking about. What was the effect and what do you think happened?

Please quote what you are commenting on... It helps understanding.

Mr. Magic man on the ITV series (I forget names, it was a few years ago) decided to "live in ice". A block of ice, in a studio. He was "hooked up" to heart monitors (which were actually connected to an assistant). He "lived" in the ice block, which was on a form of staging. It was revealed (after they showed highlights of the week - that's how the show was set up do trick: show how) he survived a week(ish, pretty sure it was a week) in the ice by regularly switching with a guy who was dressed the same (including face paint) while the assistants sprayed the ice stop it melting (and obstructing view) who was underneath the ice (in the staging bit the ice was sitting on.

David blaine lived in a box for a few months (again, years ago, i forget exact times) with only water. the box was suspended near tower bridge in London. He admited he switched with a double so he could go that long without food.

I think that answers your questions. And in other news http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrTvNzGCZE

Would nicotine and paper burn well? or taste, well good?

Yeah, and the "Tech Guys" first answer to ANY problem: do a system recovery.

oh, well you don't have to crack it, just DL from download.com .....

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The webpage cannot be found

Not a good sign :-\

>i hate free trials - i mean, how many of us have used winzip/winrar past the 30 days eh?

I was told it WAS free. Then a little message popped up "winzip isn't free software", that disappeared by clicking the close button...

It's almost a game outside college where there's a dual carridge way (two lanes either side) and lights (press button wait for green man - pelican?). There's a few people who wait, but most (me included) leg it whenver possible. Yes kids have died. Yes I've nearly been hit. No, I won't learn.

Afterall I'm following the green cross code ;)

Aye, he kept himself in ice for a week or something, he did it the same way blane did his box trick - switching with people.

Think of all the wasted crap that came from that concert, electricity (burning coal), rubbish, water etc etc.

Finally, the DOS system unmounts. For some reason, the DOS system's hard drive has been transformed into a floppy at this point. We are still researching this phenomenon. Perhaps more robust systems will be able to maintain the hard drive status, but for now, this is beyond our reach.

At this point, the Windows box will attempt to reestablish low level communication, however, the DOS system is usually overloaded, and so within half an hour, both systems will enter a low power sleep mode.

lmfao. Brilliant.

One or more really, odds don't seem to work that their all different people.

"I can't figure out how it's done so everyone's in on it." Pathetic... Illogical... And wrong...

No. but the people closest generally are. Like the girl who got "pulled in half". Criss just got lucky she didn't have legs? And the swimming pool, there wasn't one twat who thought "hey let's push him". I would have, if i'd been in hte pool. Standing by the side? I wouldn't have.

Anyone here seen Magicians Secrets revealed? The series on ITV ages ago.

*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

What's the betting the 7 for fraud are involved in the other 3 things.

ya i agree dat they completely drive you mad...but u hv 2 count on the fact dat they deal wid diff kinds of people...nd some of dem r really dumb ....believe me... some wud nt even know hw 2 turn on a computer!!!!

Yeah, and some don't know how to type English.

Little trick: Phone wrong number, ask to be put through, often gets cheaper rate and straight through (yes, I've done time waiting for a response.) Apparently hitting the hash (pound) key works as well, instead of "press one blah".

I know someone who went to Wembley in the nosebleed seats. Enjoyed it.

I saw all of 20 mins while on my dinner break. Always take the weather with you...

i was smacked a little and i turned out just fine

Matter of opinion ;)

I was smacked once that I remember: I calle dmy mum a bitch (when i was about 10) and she slapped me on the leg, i replied with "didn't hurt" but was crying inside. Needless to say, i never called her that again.... within ear shot ;)

The threat of my dad shouting was enough to keep me inline.

But I believe there should be some form of coproal punishment in schools and death penalties for murder. Actually to solve crimes turn all prisons into that one that's in arizona (?) where the dogs had more money spent on their christmas meal than the prisoners. Now THAT is a prison.

Yeah, but stooges? That's too easy to see through.

Him and the people he does tricks with (supposedly random people)

So Blaine uses stooges but Criss angel doesnt? They're magicians/illusionists, stooges are always involved in tricks/illusions involving more than one person, especially on tv. for starters the cameraman who has to get the right angles..

>>cl**, do****, co**,

come again? I got pussy. Wait, that's swearing?

>Yea, I get that part..

And red hair is "bad" here, red hair normally means red pubes, having that is "bad". Please note the " ". A half friend died his pubes ginger. Whatever floats your boat.

No, astronomy is the study of stars. This is astrology.

Yeah, the study of the stars looking through the wider end of the telescope.

Make your minds up ;)

Does 'blimey!' constitute a curse/swear word? If not what does it mean. I think I hear it amongst the british guys

No. As HG said (and taught me) it's from god blind me, apparently. But it's just an exclamaiton of surprise normally. "Cor Blimey did you see the size of that cat?" [/random]

Lol this reminds me of our see australia add the went over to the UK that offended so many people because of the "so where the bloody hell are ya" line in it. Personally over here Bloody does not offend anyone however in the UK i think it is slightly different.

It's not offensive, per say, though posh sods might sniff at you for it.

gingerpubes? lol.. I don't get it..

neither do I -- must be a Brit thingy.

he probably has red hair.. ginger..

"damn, hell, ass, sh**, b****, and f***".

You missed piss, sod, c**t,crap, bugger. A friend looked at me like :-O because at work i said "she was pissing herself laughing" infront of customers (they've heard worse, shit and f**k are a regulary part of my vocabulary when a mess up).

out of interest, what words are filtered? I previewed this post minus edits and they all showed...

Also they're "swear words" not "curse words" ;)

Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary
Nickleback - The Long Road
Panic! At the Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.
Linkin Park - Hybrid theory/Meteora (can't choose :P )
Angels & Airwaves - We Don't Need to Whisper

and a couple more i could add.

haha, that guy sounds cool Lasher. :)

>What is a religon? Or is it one of the pokémans? I prefer Porygon, myself.

Man, that reminds me, some girl in Game (shop) though Yoshi was a pokemon. *shakes head*

Isn't astrology the "study of the stars"?

check this out http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58834052/
littl' wallpaper i made with the aid of the cube.

>You are just adding an opportunity to a `thick minder' to fire up their `burning cauldrons of hell' for any atheist.

say what?

So it's just me that screamed religon at?

coughstoogescough.

and i picked up on the "cool tricks/banana" mistake of maravich's as well, sk8 ;)

>>I think

These two words typed by moi should never be taken seriously. Relax man.

I think the person who made the video was an atheist.

I looked up the barcode thing, there is indeed on every barcode a double line at the start, middle and end.

but double line doesn't equal 6.

you have your armpit tattoood HG?????

And I think surprise has alot to do with ticklishness. Feet can be for me.

>assuming the same limitations are placed on marijuana as are currently in place for alcohol.

What do you mean? Like DUI restrictions? Which are already there...

Pot is near enough legal over here, I think the only real restrictions are selling it (so buying is ok) and possesing on or near (200 metres?) an education site. Possibly a "don't smoke in public" but the Sun ran some tests when it became Class C and found about half the countries cops couldnt' give a shit.

As for whether it's more or less harmfull than alcohol, there's alot of arguments for and against that, and studys etc. But most people agree taking something like weed normally leads to harder drugs, hence an argument against it.

The rest of illegal drugs? I'm undecided. All i know is if weed was 100% legal, over the counter I would do it. And most likely other drugs, or at least try them. But that's just me.

I know! So was I!