Oh, I think one of the standard issue laser guided 2000 pounders will do a good job on most any kitchen. It has been used very successfully on Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan, and they weren't even in a kitchen.
Did you hear how this happened? What I heard was that the spotter was using a gps unit whose batteries died just as the target co-ords came up - so he replaced the batteries and called in the co-ords that came up, which just happened to be its location not the target location. Could be an Urban Legend but possibly worth a Darwin Award.