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    My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "Go!" she screamed. "Please can we just talk about it first?" …
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    At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and …
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    My wife says she thinks we should sleep in separate beds. I've chosen Karen, at number 23
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    Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and …
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    Began Watching Serial Number for dynamic table using jQuery

    I have a dynamic table which has 2 dynamic rows .i.e students and their subjects and marks. The code is below : [**Click here to view the code **](https://jsfiddle.net/soumyar/ou6sz83u/) Everything …
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    Replied To a Post in Serial Number for dynamic table using jQuery

    the record number in the database IS a serial number,
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    A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a …
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    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to a major crossroad. The …
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    four religious truths: 1. - Muslims do not recognize other religions. 2. - Jews do not recognize Christ. 3. - Protestants do not recognize the Pope. 4. - Mormon's do …
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    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you …
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    A Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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    Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit …
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    One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
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    > Major obvious error, and was pleased to receive this notification, on the bottom of the board, under the correction "they piled up the non-functioning braincells in the room, it …
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    Began Watching Strange stuff found in production code

    Hey guys, have you ever had an application where it was necessary to stuff a large base 64 string into a ticket tracking application? It's a javascript variable which is …
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    ticket tracking applications, may use barcodes, line or the 2d phone ones the barcode could be sent embedded as bas64, to ensure no cached version of the barcode, always the …
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    how to decrypt in vb.net ? 0=wShQbzFxvDkfRt.wGB_hUZ2n5Ja9XWuP_hXf9nyZ_MWYvIoqR0KP2ZeAl_s8eO.RHTJG0lE._5s7jRsp9uEncaolhjGanaiAf2stFNrK5OVFoImgUgDm_CFyDVx9LehWGhSZNgxwOf5GsdVz39gsNeIssq_zv8Aa3XLenRmrfKzjYA-- 1=X7D3rkua3R6OikU8WrjYE3rw.hpY1QWTrKSlT_qXYmG2LhxqRsPHs23wxLAFJIxkmLCKNrKbjk60..mwGgHHsF7qRdywIt.hyvd9CwfcrH9xzqZZVbzetnc2QHrK 2=jkbypkW4jR.7MAX7S7bvaCXmVmvXq_TaiuDWiChnQUGju1X6grqbImVQohj9X_F0TRY4EH6zGI7uuJXqtf2R7ZxHmxYSVOwCje2oVXB_ksI_Gw-- 3=bn2kmlsta3QxggMW.Tl5zXAKLzioMbMEANhRz0QDhhEcOTaKsqfS._Day64dwWOVbLGwl0T49BKOjycCjHWISoZ3Ae2E8FWtubRk2WDRwkmfs2TwYvz1UA-- 4=Vti5_8SBBw8ZJdawvYysmSxDWPR2dCEFnufmWJqve3qQGedttnNp3yPS7ot_KU94cu4SbJwzOyp2PTOQFL2AG2dNgfp_qPDa7GbU_AxRAB.0A0lp_rWEdiwIPbMt98iQAM0GnpW89TletY_e5VE- 5=fbl8hIUF_bCXl.lGpcMGo.zKK9uIqG5wX8NVYXkvWSTIvjpvIQwxxUAQMy9wFWdLoLxCd8jx9_wlWWYStd0.YaRt.isSctMqgjcDGPeY4nRR4tYp20YS6XI-
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    I think I know: how to decrypt it, how it is seeded, what algorithm is used, what the software is who wrote it that they are really pissed, I forwarded …
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    Began Watching What are the improvements should I do in my website for better SEO?

    Hello to all SEO Experts, I wanted you to review my company website **Gowebbaby.com** and let me know if I have missed anything. I am in the way of SEO …
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    Replied To a Post in What are the improvements should I do in my website for better SEO?

    # first # get a google webmaster tools acount submit the site to it and fix everything google says is wrong # then # submit the site to the w3c …
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    ![Real+life+applications_47b529_5831605.jpg](/attachments/small/1/b9c015b8aecde8394cdfa1426f051127.jpg "align-right") just loving it
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    >Nothing better than a woman's bum! How about [now](http://vivienveil.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/fat-women-in-denial.jpg)? You still think that's the best, lol? :D
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    Began Watching My Website Position is not improved in google why?

    Hi Friends. This is my website digitalvaaradhi.com . From last 2 months i did both seo and smo. but my website position is not improved. why? Please anlayze my website …
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    You advertise in your signature # DIGITAL MARKETING # and ask this question, proving bullshi the google algorithm is able to determine web services perfectly, that is what they do …
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    Began Watching WP Theme to create a website similar to filehorse or filehippo?

    Hello Am looking for an out-of-the-box Wordpress theme which can help me create a website similar to either FileHorse or FileHippo in a very short time. Any one has an …
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    Replied To a Post in WP Theme to create a website similar to filehorse or filehippo?

    If you need to ask this, you do not have the skillset to do this. <<whatabitch<< I'm having a good day, don't be stressed, asking the q is how you …
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    No matter which blogging platform you use, make sure you own the content of what you are blogging. If you post on Tumblr, Tumblr will own the rights to your …
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    The first excel version 1.0 appeared on a Macintosh in 1985. Thirthy year ago! It was about two years later that Excel appeared on Windows. This is a [link](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Excel) to …
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    The first excel version 1.0 appeared on a Macintosh in 1985. Thirthy year ago! It was about two years later that Excel appeared on Windows. This is a [link](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Excel) to …
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    The first excel version 1.0 appeared on a Macintosh in 1985. Thirthy year ago! It was about two years later that Excel appeared on Windows. This is a [link](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Excel) to …
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    If you mean external backlinks -NO. In no case you should try to do it
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    We are having product listing in category as page1, page 2 etc.. Each page having same h1 tag because main url is one with different page no. But SEO tool …
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    edit the h1 tag to include part of the product name or page number, using the values from the sql
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    Excitesubmit.com and backlinks? Works wonders, but how often is my question?
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    Google: link submission sites are penalised yes they promise results delisted from search responses is a **result** they do not promise good results How often: **ZERO** Open a google webmaster …
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    Monk : the "**R**" A young monk arrives at the monastery, assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He …
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    What are breadcrumbs and what is the way to used it.
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    easier to use than tempura batter
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    I can't really understand how some people are thinking , the are inexperienced ok but what do they think ? . This thread has nothing to do with me , …
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    [A short thread on some replies to rude questioners](https://www.daniweb.com/community-center/threads/489570/response-we-should-not-make-to-questions-they-should-not-ask)
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    Began Watching how to remove duplicate numbers from Array

    How to remove duplicate mobile numbers from input text box1 and print the result into text box2. Example mobile nos: 7795012345 7795012345 7795012345 7411312354 7411312354 9900454321 9900454321 9632554123 9632554123 output …
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    Replied To a Post in how to remove duplicate numbers from Array

    What course is this homework for ? better `$unique = asort(array_unique($numbers)); ` [thoughts for the thread starter](https://www.daniweb.com/community-center/threads/489570/response-we-should-not-make-to-questions-they-should-not-ask)
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    the given solution is not printing values
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    the given solution is not printing values
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    the given solution is not printing values
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    I apologize if I asked this question before - I may have. I am hearing two sides to this issue: 1. .php files WILL display in a web browser 2. …
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    Hi, I'm Kavin, I guess I've always been a bit geeky. I'm currently working on my first website and learning HTML and CSS. I'm also quite keen on photoshop. I …
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    1p, not as much value, but: Ask a lot of questions. when you are trained up in all the skills needed to create the site, as above you will still …
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    Hi... Is there any other solution to use map but not google map, which works in offline also?

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