still waiting for someone to create that final year project idea generator...
You kids are too lazy to even come up with an idea for your own projects, how can you ever be expected to come up with a working implementation of whatever project people dream up for you?
Edit: What a mind boggling gem here "synergize customized paradigms".
That is a brilliant link. Unfortunately, most companies have also found that link and are using it aggressively in all missives. Is there a "name and shame" site to which we can upload scanned letters and docs from firms, so that people can laugh at their pretentious twaddle? "Communicate or obfuscate".