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PHP files can go anywhere on a web server that is running the PHP Server Module. If the web server is not enabled to host PHP pages then they will not work. I found a list of free php web host here.
Have you actually tried registering to those sites? I've found a lot of lists like that, and they usually tend to have hidden charges or some stupid catch that makes you cough up money. Some out them were outdated and no longer offer free service, but of course they only tell you that after you've registered.
If you're in one of those predicaments where cls.__private attributes just aren't enough since they can easily be accessed through inst._cls__private, and you need something a little more secure, here's ...