Hi all hope you are well, take a look at this it is funny (and possibly a little bit true).
majestic0110 187 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
Ancient Dragon commented: Hilarious set of pictures :) +28
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Jump to Post— sneekula 969While men die doing stupid things to satisfy the demands of their spouces, our nursing homes are filling up with feeble old biddies, barely a man in sight. Yes, women live longer than men.
Jump to Post— vmanes 1,165It's also said that married men live longer than single men.
Actually, they live equally long. It just seems longer to the married guys
Jump to Post— Member #322302I know only one variant, Cole's Law: "Thinly Sliced Cabbage"
That's the one.
And thanks, Sneekula - I actually found this board while looking for some Python code.
Jump to Post— Ancient Dragon 5,243I think women live longer than men because we were an upgraded model of the human being.
Reminds me of the below :)
Subject: Computer Hard and Software:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife …
Jump to Post— ZZucker 342Great stuff AD!
Think about it, women can form a new human being, a God-like endeavor indeed. Men could help by doing some of the houshold chores at least.
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jbennet 1,618 Most Valuable Poster Team Colleague Featured Poster
historically it was the other way around as loads of wemen died in childbirth
bumsfeld 413 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
historically it was the other way around as loads of wemen died in childbirth
On the other hand, lots of young men died as they were sent off to war.
jasimp 427 Senior Poster Featured Poster
Absolutely hilarious, and partially true. Not all men are that stupid.
jbennet 1,618 Most Valuable Poster Team Colleague Featured Poster
Not all men had a choice
Lardmeister 461 Posting Virtuoso
My Grandpapa says: "Men really live longer than women, they just don't say much so you don't notice them."
jbennet 1,618 Most Valuable Poster Team Colleague Featured Poster
lol thats legend
scru 909 Posting Virtuoso Featured Poster
WOMEN LIVE LO(NGER THAN MEN?!
Now I have to think up a whole new way to get back at her! :(
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
According to those pictures men also have much lower IQ than women :)
steven woodman 57 Posting Pro in Training Banned
And thats only the things that people have caught on camera. Imagine how bad it really gets.
I would like to meet the person that took each picture.
majestic0110 187 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
lol Steven. Glad you all like the photos, they tickled me somewhat!
sneekula 969 Nearly a Posting Maven
While men die doing stupid things to satisfy the demands of their spouces, our nursing homes are filling up with feeble old biddies, barely a man in sight. Yes, women live longer than men.
vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso
It's also said that married men live longer than single men.
Actually, they live equally long. It just seems longer to the married guys
majestic0110 commented: haha nice one! +2
majestic0110 187 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
lol nice one Vmanes!
Member #322302
Actually the way I heard it was more like this - Why do married men die younger? They want to!
(And before anyone complains, yes, I am married, and no, I don't feel that way personally).
sneekula 969 Nearly a Posting Maven
Actually the way I heard it was more like this - Why do married men die younger? They want to!
(And before anyone complains, yes, I am married, and no, I don't feel that way personally).
KDoiron, welcome to DaniWeb! I remember it was you that introduced me to Cole's Law.
vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso
KDoiron, welcome to DaniWeb! I remember it was you that introduced me to Cole's Law.
And just which variant of Cole's Law would that be?
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
And just which variant of Cole's Law would that be?
I know only one variant, Cole's Law: "Thinly Sliced Cabbage"
I think women live longer than men because we were an upgraded model of the human being.
Member #322302
I know only one variant, Cole's Law: "Thinly Sliced Cabbage"
That's the one.
And thanks, Sneekula - I actually found this board while looking for some Python code.
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
I think women live longer than men because we were an upgraded model of the human being.
Reminds me of the below :)
Subject: Computer Hard and Software:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system>activity. Applications such as Beer
Night 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no
longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please
help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However,
be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
Great stuff AD!
Think about it, women can form a new human being, a God-like endeavor indeed. Men could help by doing some of the houshold chores at least.
serkan sendur 821 Banned Featured Poster
i think women's metabolism is slower by default. their body temperature is lower than men too. the same thing is the reason why northern people live longer than southern people. it is like refrigerator effect on foods.
MosaicFuneral 812 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
Or it could be that women live longer because they don't like to jump off bridges on a bike, prefer not to destroy things with a pellet gun with the excuse that they can't even pump it, can't fancy blazing trails out in the swamps, and, and, and, and... sigh...
Living with a family of women can be a bummer.
Well, I'm going to go untangle my beard and go raise a bear named Ben.
syarbr1 0 Newbie Poster
Reminds me of the below :)
That was great. Best laugh I've had in a while. Truth is... women live longer because men take more risks in life, they usually dont think about what others think and just have a good time. Where as us women are always concerned about what others think therfor we limit ourselves, I love being a women... cause it has its perks.... but bottom line is men have the most fun!!
vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso
T<snip>I love being a women... cause it has its perks.... but bottom line is men have the most fun!!
Ah, but women have such a well developed ESP. They know when a guy is gonna get "lucky". ;)
quicktpgo 0 Junior Poster
One reason is maybe woman are more care about their figure and health than woman!
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