I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
--> W. C. Fields

From my dad:
'Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.'

Your best relation is the one who is the first one to come in your mind wjen you want to share something to anyone...

Laziness is our biggest enemy.
-Swami Vivekananda

The only women I ever loved is another man's wife...My Mother.

by anon

"In the life failure is not the real end, but it can be the real beginning of success."

Best RESULTS are generated at the END of the day only if, Best IDEAS are generated at the BEGINNING of the day

"Success is not key 2 happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."

Do not go the way life takes you
Take the life in the way you go

You are born to live
not living coz ur born

always listen to voice of your heart...:)

When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful - Eric Thomas

Life is very similar to a boxing game.

Defeat is not declared when you fall down...

It is declared when you refuse to get up

"Deleted code is debugged code."
-- Jeff N. Sickel

“What does not kill me makes me stronger.”
--- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein

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LastMitch

"I'll see you in another life, brotha." - Desmond Hume

'What is in the name'- William Shakespeare

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
... William Shakespeare

"It is the responsibility of every citizen to question authority."

-- Benjamin Franklin

Things may look bad at the moment of occurrance, but at least we don't have locusts. - Sgt. Yamana (Barney Miller)

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
... Bill Cosby

commented: Very true, one of my own downfalls. +0
commented: One of my favourites +0

"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
... Christopher Lasch

"Find a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Confucius

this one, only people from Belgium 'll understand, but it's a quote going in Flemish/Belgian history for sure ;)

"Zet die ploat af!"
Bart De Wever

this one, only people from Belgium 'll understand, but it's a quote going in Flemish/Belgian history for sure ;)

Is it "Put that plate" or "Turn that off Ploat"?

nah :)
a more correct translation "turn off that record!"
a politician that just won an election, came live on the news to give a speech, but the dj apparently didn't think it would be handy to turn off the music.

quote going a bit viral over here. there are even more weird-ass parodies about that single quote then I've seen parodies on Gangnam style

"Happiness is telling someone that they are the cause of yours"
(Dunno)

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham Lincoln

Marriage is a simple as 1-2-3. I'm currently on 3.
Davey Winder

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
... Pablo Picasso