Lardmeister

I have no luck with girls, so far all my girlfriends have been ugly and complain all the time.

The problem with the EU is that they let marginal member countries dictate the rules. Yeah to the Brits to stand up to this! One area (creative finance) the Yanks beat the Brits is in accumulating National Debt and then paying for it with inflation and a devalued Dollar. The …

Creationism evolved from people who went to church too much.

The 'neocons' are the heart, soul and brain of the conservative movement in the US. After all, they are the ones that picked the ultimate perfect Conservatiive Sarah Palin.

Japan is in a much worse economic crisis then the USA, so I guess their internet quality will suffer more.

[QUOTE=Lamar Cole;803431]As long as there is love, I will cherish you. As long as there is life, I will love you. As long as the stars shine above, I will want you. As long as there are waves in the ocean, I will need you. As long as there is …

Works fine for me. What is your total error message?

Welcome to Daniweb!

Numerology is very interesting, but sort of stupid too!

Hi George & Julia, welcome to the wonderful Daniweb community. Any programming language preferences or projects?

Glad you made the commitment.

I liked: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEUNan_LhQ[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr3_DWCN43s&NR=1[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFmipc_60s&NR=1[/url]

I think you can only remove it if nobody has answered the thread yet!

[QUOTE=jbennet;723565]Take antibiotic resistant bacteria. A random mutation in one bacteria turned out to be beneficial, so it didnt die when all its friends did, therefore it had a competitive edge and managed to outcompete them, hence the problems we now have with antibiotic resistant bacteria. This is a good example …

On a bar of Dial soap: Use like regular soap. Printed on bottom of the box: Do not turn upside down. Product will be hot after heating. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning, keep out …

I lke to read "The Low Calorie Diet" by Marvin Small. Excellent reading!

I like Vista, besides it's the only think you can get with a new computer. I have a friend who installed Linux three weeks ago, well she still is trying to get it to go. No, she isn't a blonde!

Hey this is a great find Dude, you are the best! I like the elevator music on WISX-FM - Tropical!

Just in time for the upcoming holidays, another silly poll. This time you are asked to let us know what your favorite musical instument is. Be honest and apolitical.

[QUOTE=abetageek;673501]The brain is like a car it is not how old it is it is how well it performs. Unlike cars, the younger brain is more agile,the older brain is more perceptive.[/QUOTE]Are you are talking about a one year old brain and a 25 year old one?

[QUOTE=sneekula;699733]Since anyone of us main street beings knows more about the real economy than 400 Wall Street kissing economy professors combined, here is a look how to present the state of the economy: [url]http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=186052&title=clusterf#@k-to-the-poor-house[/url][/QUOTE]Economy professors in US institutions must all be on some sort of Wall Street contract that forces …

I have never been in Las Vegas, but it sounds exciting. A real party town!

We are down to the finish stretch, most likely only two folks to choose from. I have added 'Other' if you don't like any of the two, and you want to write in your own favorite like Captain Kirk, Tammy Baker or such.

Well, not everyone has a Chistmas list, but we all have a wish list of some sort. My number one item is an iMac with all the bells and whistles (maybe in bright red).

I wonder what alternative energy source Georgia has to equal the energy output of a coal fired power station. Maybe they could harness all that extra hot air some of their politicos send out.

Being the sentimental type, and having a good relation with my grandparents, I went along with the dude's feelings.

[QUOTE=R0bb0b;721900].... actually my 6 yr old has gone out hunting with his grandfather that last couple times he went. ....[/QUOTE]Does this grandfather ever think what happens to a 6 year old child's mind when the child is forced to watch an animal being killed, blood all over, then the killed …

Adsense makes no sense.

Almost a cartoon:

These are my favorite classic bands: Procol Harum The Pretenders

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants. A contribution to the world of energy by George W. Bush

Some fool called World War 1 the war to end all wars!

The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 …

For those of you who live over there, let me explain: Even though the USA is a Christian country, every fall we lapse into a pagan ritual at the end of October. Folks dress up their kids in scary costumes, the girls usually are witches and the boys are cowboys. …

Hey Ancient, neat!!!! I like the first one the best! Halloween is the time old folks can get even with the youngems and give them rotting teeth.

Sooner or later it has to happen! There is just too much abuse.

I am sure there will be plenty of experts at DaniWebs helping you with your webs designing.

Get one of those disks full of e-mail addresses and send out massive amounts of e-mails to everybody explaining your houseboat rental company.

I was looking at some statistical evaluations of a dice roll and stumbled onto this strange result: [code=python]import random # faces of a dice dice = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] rolls = [] for k in range(3): random.shuffle(dice) #test print dice rolls.append(dice) # test print rolls """ my …

Well, America was discovered by a Spanish fellow and named after an Italian fellow. However, the Scottish are famous for their Irish dancing. Also, Scotland is one of the few places on earth the US has not made war against.

Congratulations on your 4.0 grade point average!

[QUOTE=woooee;584044]Dinosaurs laid eggs, so eggs (came first) ... [/QUOTE]If the mutation to a chicken happened while the non-chicken grew up, then it was the chicken that came first. My real pressing question: "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy …

Despite the cost of living, it's still popular.

Maybe you can switch to a programming language that allows for faster development time.

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[QUOTE=jbennet;467030]hey, im 17 now and when i was 14 sex was the main thing on my mind ;)[/QUOTE]What was on your mind when you were 13?

At least this does not hold true for the Klingons: "A program is never finished until the programmer dies." Interesting and very timely would be to compare a Conservative programmer with a Liberal programmer.

Serunson, you are back, great! I feel like an old buddy has returned. We need the sharp-witted brain of yours. Long live jocularity!

Wonderful stuff, I love animals.

[QUOTE=Ene Uran;692509]Don't you believe in resurrection? The amount of illegal aliens voting is far larger than the amount of dead people voting.[/QUOTE]That can't be right or left, there are far more dead people than illegal aliens!