Posts by MosaicFuneral

You know all of you are getting work-up over nothing, right?

If you're this easy to instigate, give me you're phone numbers so I can use you in my next angry mindless mob.

conio.h isn't used, and should never be.
Macros used like that are dangerous.
It's: int main() { return(0); }

I feel like a looser now, because I don't get any. :'(

ohhhmmmmmm *ting* ohhhhmmmmmm *ting* ohhhmmmmmm *ting*

You forgot to randomly delete consonants.

I have programmed by opcodes. In hexadecimal representation not binary.
Slow, but if you ever plan on writing assemblers and compilers for stuff like micrcontrollers. It's nice to know.

Unless your computers input is made of toggle switches, and your computer is a fridge sized machine made of resistors and 2N4X geranium transistors. You'd be insane to program in pure binary representation!

Can you answer? Yes I can,
but what would be the answer to the answer man?

-The Grateful Dead, "St. Stephen"

Pi and Requiem for a Dream

I'm only considering Windows 7 as a replacement, to my 2kPro installation on one machine, since everyone is dropping support for 2k. Besides that, I'm keeping XP.

I've been taking advantage of outsourcing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ

You mean those format things: http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/clibrary/cstdio/printf/

It doesn't work because you're using nonstandard code written for ancient compilers.

• conio.h should be removed from your code.
• main() by standard requires a return value(except in very rare cases).
• And read the site rules: use CODE TAGS, because it keeps your code formatted and possible to read.

http://www.amazon.com/Mathematics-Physics-Programmers-Game-Development/dp/1584503300
This was a pretty good book on the subject. Goes over all the crap they teach you in high-school, in the first few chapters, then actual application. Might hold you over till you get some formal classes(seeing how you don't remember absolute).

Movie violence is boring and pisses me off, so does most acting. Probably why I also hate television so much.

I saw the trailer for it at the theaters a couple months ago, looks like a piece of crap.

One day while cleaning my bedroom, to my surprise, I found one Fly Agaric and one patch of Psilcoybe growing under my bed! "Do I take the red one or the blue," that was the immediate thought. I felt like a blue, so I just threw the whole patch in an omelet I happened to be cooking on a hotplate on my bed. Ate it.
Heard a knock at the door. GOTO FRONTDOOR. LOOK. GET PACKAGE. OPEN PACKAGE. I had recieved 800mg of DMT and an ounce of a White Widow/White Rhino mix. New immediate thought was, "Lets smoke it!"

The scene leading from the last paragraph involves allot of floating around in a sphere, massive metropolitan areas patterned as labyrinths, imagining myself as ruler of this place, enslavement, and then everything flickering away due to my ego.

Yep, everyone and everything is going to disappear as soon as I imagine it. :twisted: lol

c-C-c-Combo Breaker!

I'm sorry, but I just felt the need to get between all the cscgal post. (yes, bad forum conduct :()

What is with all the Turbo C++ references?!! That compiler is a non-standard relic from another millennial! It's useless!

wait, what?

its been three days ... why haven't you guys finished helping this kid write his spyware program, yet?

who do i give neg rep to?

You needn't worry. This code is so extraneous and beyond broken, that it'll never get off the ground.

Youth is vitality, so it's all no problem than.

By the way, Serkan, how do you manage to make all your threads so creepy, and how old are you again?

Have you and your new girlfriend gotten any bedtime action, or are you waiting till marriage?

That was sort of funny to read through, seeing all those post even the adult website for sale one that was here.

marco93 is just a bot that's managed to strangely survive for so long.

Can you format at least one sentence properly? It looks like one large line of random words.

Pink Floyd - Childhood's End, 7th March 1973 bootleg
About a two and a half-hours long, and superb quality for an early '70s live recording.

I hate red or green on white, it's as blinding as yellow or white on white.....

We need a "Sage" feature that allows you to post something without having it bumped to the top.
So there would be the standard view which doesn't have sage post bumped to the top, and a full chronological view that includes all post in the standard timeline order, even if it's a sage post.

Why is this needed? Because I just simply say it is.

So Rashakil is Anon?! 0.0 Is he going to go blow up a van, like how Fox showed it on television? lmfao

The generated reputation comments is possibly the most entertaining part of this thread.

The only real language is, BrainF'

Hopefully you can pour off some of the grease. I don't think it would be any worse than the average hamburger.

Blasphemy! *goes to drink vat of grease*

I should probably tell you that your compiler probably turned this into:

for (i=0;i<4000000000;i++)
    cc = 2.0+i;

or even just did the math before hand(depending on options, and compiler).

It might even turn declare int as a double to compare it, if the int does nothing else.
Depending on the compiler(and options) it's going to use the best instructions for the selected(or default) target architecture, which means the tick deference might not be much.
Or it could do a million things that would effect this poor code.

Google, "mean," and "deviation." So easy they teach it to second graders and third graders.

Google, "rot13" That's as easy as it gets... well, actually using bit-operations are easier by a few lines less typed.

Everyday all this thread does is get spammed with ads for porn, maybe it should just be locked?

Try this link:
http://www.cplusplus.com/doc/tutorial/dynamic.html

Then read all of the other tutorials, refer to their references or try Google.

I also believe, but someone please correct me if I'm wrong, that you need #define in your .h file.

Yes, the "include guard."

#ifndef HeaderName_H
#define HeaderName_H

    /*header declarations*/

#endif

Then he/she would learn nothing more than how to use iterators.

http://www.relisoft.com/win32/index.htm

Create a window, draw a graph.

Well it'll be three years old soon.

thanx 4 ur opinion. i ll remember it next tym. well i m new to this . joined sterday only.
i jus ve started learning abt C. thought culd help. sorry anyway
a small hint ta u, next tym if u culd b a bit more polite.

English is a rule, too.

Get the input as a string, then check if it's a number or not.

Use a loop that decreases its-self. for(int i = numNames; i > 0; i--)

Optimizing Software in C++
http://www.agner.org/optimize/optimizing_cpp.pdf

Agner has a few other manuals, on his site too.