Posts by The Dude

Which wine do you prefer??

I dont like either.

Thank you my friend :)

Just type with your keys mayte!

were I that teacher I'd have written those answers on that desk myself (of course deliberately making them the wrong ones) in order to catch cheaters.

Hmmmmmmm interesting to think about!!

I dont nibble on mine....

Here is how to give food for free to hungry people in the world,all you have to do is click on the button that says "FREE FOOD" :) (I clicked 2 times!)

http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites

When you've clicked if you scroll down the newly opened page you'll find there are also buttons to help the Child Health Site and The Breast Cancer Site.

God bless you all :)

w0w looks awesome!

I remember one time when i copied the answers to a test from the desk i was at (Someone wrote them all down) and when the teacher graded the test she asked me if i copied the answers from the desk,i got scared and said no....I should have been honest... I FAILED THE TEST and the teacher might have let me take it over! (Most of the answers were wrong)

The solution??

TRY NOT TO CHEAT ON THINGS........

Use it here!!

http://www.speaknspell.co.uk

I played a round and got 9/10 right :)

For those who remember the old interval signals this page has a load of them!!

They are direct copies as you would have heard on Shortwave!

Quite interesting!

Yes i know.......

A coke @ the moment.....

A mini cam is attached to a golden eagle,very pleasant to watch :) (I wish they had more footage though)

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/spyonthewild/birdtech/birdtech.html

How much does it consume Dani when the normal search file is used?? (I remember you did tell me it was heavy on the server)

~ Paul Verlaine

Le poème très agréable ! !

Merci Beaucoup :)

Welcome to Daniweb :)

Please click here and post any logs,etc....

I hope you like it here!

http://www.grand-illusions.com/images/articles/opticalillusions/three_dragons/three_dragons.wmv

Merci Beaucoup!! (I was just gonna post this link :))

Can you believe these? It's nice to see people naturally deselecting themselves from the gene pool (although there appear to be no similar tales from Barnsley,Ilkeston etc)
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When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....
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And now, the Honorable Mentions: The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable …

http://www.fourmilab.ch/earthview/satellite.html

I was looking @ the USA and then the UK :)

I dont really like XP very much,too complex,adds too much to the registry and thats kind of a privacy issue in my book....

I will say this though: XP IS 10000% BETTER THAN VISTA!!

Ah man!!

This kitty will try anything to wake his owner :D

http://www.youtube.com/v/GmwqpHsMExg

http://www.grand-illusions.com/images/articles/opticalillusions/three_dragons/green_dragon.pdf

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his
5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
the man said angrily.

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make RM.100 an hour."

SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow RM.50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little
boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some
money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that RM.50 and he really didn't ask …

Np my friend :)

Actually its nice NOT HAVING THAT WHEN I OPEN THE FOLDER :)

Always uninstall QoS Packet Scheduler!

This is another stupid idea developed by Microsoft for a problem nobody has!!

What it does is limit your bandwidth of your internet connection....Say you're downloading a 100 Meg file from another computer on your LAN,with QoS installed it,will take 20% longer to download that file. I reckon that takes alot of resources and if removed would help things greatly!

http://www.msfn.org/board/ipb_seo.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsupport.microsoft.com%2Fdefault.aspx%3Fscid%3Dkb%3BEN-US%3Bq316666

My friend tried this but i dont think he has the file,it says "Unknown command" when he tries it... (Thats what he told me (He has XP home))

Its not a big deal i was just curious why i wasnt getting it on that folder anymore.

Very usefull info :)

Interesting.......

Ill tell my friend about this,he is on Dialup but it might improve things for him (XP)

Interesting,i have a couple programs that dont have a VERSION tab! (I didnt know that meant they were 16 bit)

You can Chat with your friends without any Software!

All you need is your friends IP address and Command Prompt.

Firstly open Notepad and enter:

@echo off
:A
Cls
echo MESSENGER
set /p n=User:
set /p m=Message:
net send %n% %m%
Pause
Goto A

Now save this as "Messenger.bat". Open the .bat file and in Command Prompt you should see:

MESSENGER
User:

After "User" type the IP address of the computer you want to contact.
After this, you should see this:

Message:

Now type in the message you wish to send.
Before you press "Enter" it should look like this:

MESSENGER
User: ***.***.***.***
Message: Hi...

Fear (1996)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0116287

Good movie!

Dollars amount to alot of $$$ when saved for along time!

Yes that is me$$ed up,how can they do that??

THEY ARE IN THE WRONG!!!!!

Im enjoying some Coke.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

Welcome to the site :)

Highlight the text you wanna copy and then RIGHT CLICK ON THAT TEXT and choose "COPY" then right click and choose "PASTE" where you want it :)

Good luck!

Hehehe i hear ya!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071019/ap_on_fe_st/odd_burglar_cleanup;_ylt=Anz2LKbwghzPDvoMQpJSsO6s0NUE

MONTGOMERY, Ala. - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears. [more]

When police arrived, Bullock complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

Complaining cause he had to clean up?

He should be glad he is still alive! (Anyone else might have shot him)

http://zparks.lv/lat/literatura/e_risinajumi/?doc=1152

Ah man!!

I dont think i have ever seen it :D

I wish i could find the whole song of this!!!!

It is excellent :)

Welcome to the site!!!

Good luck :)

It should work my friend :)

Good luck to you!

Vista is garbage,try and find a DOS EMU program for XP and you should be OK......

Welcome to our site :)

TI computers were OK,Commodore 64 was K-RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love mine like crazy :)

Enjoying some M&Ms and some Coke :)

And not as a response to 9/11 as they claim. (No surprise there)

I used to have a TI 99 and back then i didnt know too much about Basic.......

You can try this:

1 inputa
10 Ifa=3thengoto23 (Or whatever line your using)
11 a=0:goto 1

Basic is awesome and 1 of my favourite languages....

I didnt know too much when i had my Ti 994a (I had just gotton into computers back then -- GOOD UNIT!!!)

Good luck!

EDIT:

I know what your asking now,you dont know what key produces the "=" sign :(

If i remember right,its SHIFT and the Quit key (Last key to the right on the top row)

I agree...........