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This is just too good not to share with everyone. >The only reason coders' computers work better than non-coders' computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad. From [Programming Sucks](http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks). A must-read.

I've laughed, I've cried, I've torn out my hair, but yes! I have made finally to my senior year. I want to know what your senior year was like?

Since my childhood, I've anticipated nothing more than an addition to the StarWars saga, and episode VII is a dream come true!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7CtvaartRY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snph22qSUMU What are our comments/thoughts on the new film(s)? Personally I can't wait, and hopefully with Disney's money and the latest technology this film should be incredible!! …

I am starting a not-for-profit to help disabled veterans. To fund it I have set up a call center and need help integrating Callfire call center and ZohoCRM. If anyone would cosider helping me out I would appreciate it.

HOW TO MAKE A ASSISTANT-USING NOTEPAD Hi I am Shimanto . We know that assistant is an important thing for a man. Then why shouldn't we make a assistant in our computer or PC . So let's make it: @echo off Color 71 CLS Title "My Assistant" Echo Pause Start: …

What would happen if we cut a flower and it would scream like hell of the pain it feels? What would happen if we catch a fish on a line and it would squeal like a pig?

My math professor in the past explained it this way: Consider yourself a 2D creature(some sort of pancake). If placed in a circle, you can't escape in a 2D world. But in a 3D world this is simple. You could just jump up and disappear and reappear before all your …

Hello ladies and gentleman of daniweb (my facorite forum) I just wanted to ask some people about what tech company to work for. I'm getting tired of freelance. I've done some research and I think that my favorite is google but I just wanted some input. I don't think that …

What salary Should I expect in New Delhi as Fresher ASP.NET web developer .net developer,in small company. I'm BCA and GNIIT(2 years software engineering diploma)?

Although saddened by the passing of more of the stars of my youth I wonder if, at the funeral, they played the parody : When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go I wanna be cremated Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe I wanna be cremated Just get …

Last week, my Mom told me to clean our garage. When I woke up the following morning, I noticed a big disgusting pimple on my jaw line. As most adults always say, my Mom told to keep my fingers off of it and so I obliged. At the moment, I …

I dont get this: CTRL - W EYES = CTRL - O MIND Here is a link for the image:[Click Here](http://d1lalstwiwz2br.cloudfront.net/images_users/tiny_mce/PersianSultan/phpWVg9UN.jpeg)

Hello everyone! Glad to have found this great community here! A little background, I have a cert in web development from several years ago which I aced every class, however couldn't find work at that time with such limited schooling. Every job asked for a Bachelors plus a large handfull …

im at 21 years old created my first website.

Hello everyone. Could anyone tell me if there is such thing as a GUI designer. I'm looking for something to just create the image of a guid I want to build. The idea is to just create the shapes and some images of drop boxes and maybe some other widgets …

I started programming 3 2 years ago when I started the certificate in IT, I am now on my 3rd and final year of the bachelors degree in IT. The first language I ever used was Visual Basic which we learnt in the certificate, i then moved onto c# in …

1. What is the difference betwen high level languages and low level languages? 2. What does a high level language do that a low level language cant? 3. Is c# an extnsion to c++?

I found this interesting *game* and I thought it would be nice to share with you. It's called [Drowning in Problems](http://game.notch.net/drowning/#) and **suddenly** it makes me to don't want to get old. :(

Hey, recently I asked you how much would certain websites cost. So I thought I'd create website, to show off my "skillz" (if any :D) for people to hire me. I first thought to create website like IMDB which offers exploring and seeking for videos their rates description, photos, cast …

WolframAlpha data dump: - US total area: 9 631 000 km^2 - US arable land: 1 650 000 km^2 - US population: 319 000 000 people **How many km^2 of arable land would Kingdom of 10 million people require to support it's living requirements?**

If you had to think of a technology that is likely to change in the future which will also affect your current job, what would it be? Technology is always changing and there is so much to learn to keep up with it. I am trying to think of something …

Any of guys know how big 4K files get? I know it's impossible to directly say what it would be. But you can always estimate, I say, that 8 minutes of 1080p would be around 100MB. Could any of you estimate size of such file?

when to use paper book and when ebook? and which you prefer and when?

I want to buy a laptop with the following requirements: 1. Daily use 2. 1 TB Hard-disk 3. 4-6 GB RAM 4. i5(4th gen) processor 5. 1GB graphic card 6. Windows 7 Basic 7. <= 50,000 INR Which company laptop should I buy? Lenovo, HP, SONY, DELL or what? and …

How is your weather in your country? I am living in the Philippines and the weather here today is stormy and according to news, we are overloaded of typhoons in this month. One typhoon is over and there is 2 more waiting on the line. Oh boy!

Hi guys I just want to know what jobs can I apply for with a BScIT degree. Is the pay good as well? BTW i live in South-Africa Thanks xx

I've been coding since 1966 and have seen a number of languages come and go and also held up as "THE" language. When Microsoft came out with Visual Basic 3/4/5/6 (Classic NOT Net), and with VBA as part of their office suite, I jumped on it and never looked back …

Could you guys help me out? Just don't ask why do I need that, but if you want to answer, go ahead. How do I segregate parts of country? For America it would be (according to my knowledge): Country, state, county, city, street, home. Could you guys expand it (if …

Sometimes, the questions asked are so banal, mindless, or have been repeated so often that . . . (rant rant rant) for those times, a little humor let me google that for you [lmgtfy.com](http://www.lmgtfy.com) just google it [justgit.com](http://www.justgit.com) let you create a link with just the *right* amount of sarcasm …

How do I change the name of my profile? I looked at edit profile but there wasn't an option for it.

Hi i'm new and i was wondering how do you get those points to get full acess to the website?? Thanks.

hi i'm sourav passed b.c.a from burdwan universitynow doing m.c.a from ignou...what are the jobs options and which is the best language for jobs java,.net or php???

1.An admin user registed a domain with google apps (email) 2.He has since disappeared of the face of the planet. 3.Can't access emails through Gmail. 4.Everytime I request a password reset it says contact administrator. What the hek do I do? All information online is completely unhelpful!!!!!!!!

Hey guys... random question here but what does it mean when your dog's ear gets really greasy, stained, and smelly? Is that sort of thing treatable at home? One of my dog's has recently obtained this problem about 2 hours ago and it is kind of concerning me. If you …

More and more guys are using the TAB for its features like email, phone,camera, small office like PP word excel. How is it really different from a cell phone? Is it going to replace the LAPTOP?

what do you prefere for naming: database - c++ - java - php? 1- User_id - User_Name 2- user_id - user_name 3- UserId - UserName 4- userId - userName 5- else

List of Hello world program examples http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hello_world_program_examples

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Ten favourite movies 10 Movies I love 1) Foul Play - 1978 2) Marked Man - 1996 3) The Goonies - 1985 4) The Toy - 1982 5) 48 HRS - 1983 6) Home Alone - 1990 7) Real Genius - 1985 8) Flight of the Navigator - 1986 9) …

Hello everyone...I turn to u in search of help... OK..So in a nut shell : I'm seeking three refurbished laptops with decent specs...shipped fedex international...as we all have learned the hard way at some point buying online can be....so any trusted..(really...yes I'm serious) place i can check out....thanks...please keep in …

anyone good at python please can you email me Josephawino@hotmail.co.uk

Suppose there exists a magic medical pill, that increases life expectancy by a tenfold. So ages of 800 and more are easily attainable. Would you like the idea? Say you where born in the year 1000. The English language as we now know it did not even exist. The dark …

Christmas is my favorite time of year. I love to go christmas caroling and my favorite eating a big christmas dinner.

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what is your favorite dessert. Mine is any thing with sugar in it.

Does any body have some technical insight?

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[Here's](http://www.upworthy.com/one-time-a-guy-gave-a-homeless-man-a-computer-and-the-recipient-did-exactly-what-the-giver-expected?c=ufb1) a good story about a homeless guy that learned how to write programs and was successful.

Geeks, My client, an international online modelling agency, needs to state the following: "Age restrictions depend on the juristiction over your nationality". He has a section where applicants can apply for Nude photography (Nude Artistic, Nude Erotic, Adult Nude and semi-nude). Some countries require you to be 21 and some …