Most amazing quotes on programming bu world great scientists, authors, programmers
prashantsharmazz 0 Newbie Poster
Warrens80
Read the dilbert comics for those
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
What does the acrnym IBM stand for? A: It's Better Manually.
prashantsharmazz 0 Newbie Poster
good one!!
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
That joke is older than I am :)
prashantsharmazz 0 Newbie Poster
so what!! its good to recall better older jokes !! then trying to make new fake ones!! ;)
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
"ASCII and ye shall receive."
Reverend Jim 5,216 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators. Moderator Featured Poster
"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime." - anonymous
mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster
"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
ddanbe 2,724 Professional Procrastinator Featured Poster
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (Edsger Dijkstra)
CodingCabbage 0 Light Poster
There are 10 type of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't
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