granted, you got an F ;D

I wish I missed school today

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Granted: but today was.... Actually u cant ruin that one.
I wish i was candy cane

Granted, you were eaten... the end!

I wish i was santa

Granted -- you are now 80 years old, have a pop belly, and placed in an institution for crazy people because you think you can jump down people's chimmneys, which is just ridiculous.

I wish I had a new house with a big back yard.

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Granted buuuut ur backyard was overgrown with pioson ivy and oak.

I wish i was the grimm reaper.

Granted, everyone was good and you couldn't take their souls because they don't do bad things.

I wish i made a million dollars for every action i do.

Granted buuuut ur backyard was overgrown with pioson ivy and oak.

No problem -- I'm not alergic to either, I just go out and pull them up with my bare hands.

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I wish i made a million dollars for every action i do.

Granted, everyone runs out of money. :D

I wish I could get anything I want. :)

granted, there was nothing left...

I wish i was gandalf...

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Granted but a spell backfired and killed you.

I wish i didnt have to go to school today.

granted, you go to work instead.

I wish i lived in dubai

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Granted: but u get kicked out of the country.

I wish i knew what i wanted to wish for.

Granted, you figured it out... and then forgot it.

I wish i was the joker.

Granted - Now there is a crazy man in a batsuit after you.

I wish I could organize my day well.

Granted, your day was ruined because of all the other people's issues.

I wish i was a stick man!

Granted -- I chopped you up for firewood and burned in in a bondfire.

I wish I could sleep more.

@AD, not that kind of stick man! like a little sketch, lol!

Granted, you never woke up...

I wish i mastered all programming languages (don't laugh)

Granted, you get Alzimers and you forget everything!

I wish I could laugh at <M/>'s wish. :D

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Granted but you have to deal with the consequences

I wish i didnt have to go to work..

@AD, not that kind of stick man! like a little sketch, lol!

Ok, then I used an eraser and erased you.

I wish i didnt have to go to work

Granted -- you got fired so you never have to work again.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

Granted, you tried dating medusa and she turned you into a stone. Therefore, you may never eat :D

I wish I was the dude in my avatar ;)

Granted, someone deletes your avatar, now you are nothing. :o

I wish I could finish all my homework for winter break in a second! :)

Granted, your dog ate them.

I wish i was a professor

Granted, you get fired the second you come in

I wish someone could answer my question in Apple hardware and devices

Granted, they didn't know what they are doing.

I wish I was a ball

Granted -- you are the ball in this song

I winsh I were a mouse in Bill Gate's house.

Granted, enjoy being a lab rat. XD

I wish I could celebrate Festivus with the group of Seinfeld.

Granted, but you went too far in the "Airing of Grievances".
There is now a law-suit pending.

I wish that I'd get over this cold, that my new medication wouldn't keep me awake until the sun starts coming back up (apparently 9am is too late to take it), and that I could think clearly enough to finish my past-due work projects so I can spend time with mine and my wife's families this Christmas instead of holing up in the guest bedroom coding, suffering from a headache, while my wife tries to please both of our families.

Granted. But you before that you snot all over your room and after cleaning you forget about social contacts and became "Forever Alone".

I wish everybody could understand each other and that empathy between people will grow.

Granted, everyone is bored to death.

I wish I could time travel

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