granted, but you have failed in your performance & now treated as extra

I wish if could pass all exams without giving any test

granted, you have not passed homeworks and projects.

I wish everything died :D

wish granted, you were watching just a dream where everyone died.

I wish if I could hear what a woman is thinking

Granted, girls would accuse you of a sex offender.

I wish i was fat.

wish granted, now you became to much fat that you cannot wear any shirt or pant

I wish i could run fast like Flash

Granted, you get a big speeding ticket.

I wish i was an assassin :)

wish granted while trying to assassinate someone accidently cut by ur own knife

I wish if I could have 1000TB Hard Disk

Granted, but someone stole your PC.

I wish I could never have a six-figure income.

wish granted now hav the zero figure income

I wish if i could dance like a B-Boy

granted, you break your leg.

I wish i can run faster than a cheetah.

wish granted, now you have turned into the cheetah & sent to a zoo for rest of the lifetime.

I wish if i could have never ran out of money.

Granted. Money is not used anymore, since the barter system is back.
I wish I was the CEO of Rockstar Games.

wish granted, you are now CEO but because of high thinking skill required for next GTA released your brain has blasted.

My wish is if I could be topper of the unieversity

don't know what a university topper is. Whatever it is, your wish is granted, but universities don't exist any more. They have been replaced by the Federation Academy.

I wish I had a new Rolls Royce automobile.

Granted, your spouse opened the suicide doors of the car and hit you with it.

I wish i was a cyborg.

@Ancient Dragon: In India, The university means like something that makes questionpapers for all the colleges under them.

wish granted, now you r a cyborg but your system overloaded & you have been destroyed.

I wish if i could be world famous person

Granted, but there is no world anymore.
I wish I had a Rolex watch.

I think @AD said he doesn't know what a university topper is, @vinnitro, not what a university is. LOL. And by university topper, @vinnitro is referring to some one who comes first in the final exams at a university, @AD.

Wish Granted, but while walking on the road a thief came & stole it from you.

I wish if i can not get fat anymore.

Wish granted. You shrunk to the size of a baseball.
I wish I had a staff like Gandalf's.

granted, it breaks.

I wish i ways gandalf.

Granted. But Iluvatar has now destroyed the middle-earth and its people.
I wish I could edit the line of text below my username below my picture at the left side of this post.
PLEASE GRANT THIS WISH SOMEBODY

Granted, Dani didn't allow it.

I wish daniweb had a forum about cats.

Granted. No one posts in it.
I wish I were a wolf.

(BTW can't we seriously edit that line of text?)

Which line of text are your referring to? The one that says light poster?

Granted, the wolf population went extinct.

I wish i was a hobo.

I wish I could edit the line of text below my username below my picture at the left side of this post.

Post that request in DaniWeb Community Feedback. Mods and former Mods can do it, maybe those who donate can too I don't know.

commented: thanks, I will! +0

a hobo is basically a tramp.

a hobo is basically a tramp.

This is a hobo.
A tramp is slightly different. :)

This is a hobo.
A tramp is slightly different. :)

Close enough....

wish granted, now there is no migratory work on the earth

I wish if I could walk on water