Lardmeister, for a twelve year old you are one heck of a clown!

Almost thirteen old man!

The Queen told the Adians that they can, now we call them Canadians!

She wants to wear a suit and have her partner wear a dress?

Or was that a he...?

If she ever marries, we already know who will wear the pants in that family. Now if only someone can teach her how sing, dance and play the piano, she will have a great future.