Posts by MosaicFuneral

Well, you came out to shoot a rabbit, so shoot. Of course, there's probably no bullet in the gun, because by the sound of this all, this man has no business hunting and should go reevaluate his life.

Is a Doctor who turns around to you and says you have a life threatening illness and will die within the next month an embodiment of pure evil? No of course he is not. Is the policeman who knocks on your door and tells you your family has died in a car crash an embodiment of pure evil? No he is not.

Ask yourself why you REALLY want to hurt the rabbit... Why are you compelled to do this at a gut instinct? WHY, WHY, WHY?

Sure the rabbit sits there with a smug grin on its face because it has just avoided immediate death, or is the rabbit's cerebral dialogue just a distraction?

What do you DO? Shoot the rabbit, or do not shoot the rabbit?

And by which mystical powers do rabbits talk?

When a doctor or leo gives you a report, shooting them doesn't magically spare their family's life, like in your puzzle. This rabbit somehow has the power to dictate his control over their lives simply by being alive, he's waving a threat of lesser-evil over the man - not a message of illness.

Why do you want to hurt the rabbit? What has it done to you? Have you heard the saying:- 'Don't shoot the messenger?'

"Obviously this thing is the embodiment of pure evil, it has to be dealt with. For this rabbit's soul is not here."

*cue dramatic music, dark filtering with a camp fire lighting scene, movie climaxes*

Strangles it and swears off psilocybe.

If you've ever read the General's current orders, you'd see how much is banned throughout the military. Making this not much of a shock.

They even remove the bottom search field, now you can't adjust your search once you reach the end of the page.

Pisses me off.

number of complaints filed against the incessant hordes of mongoloids on Xbox Live

That statement is unintentionally[?] more offensive than a bunch of 'gay'-slinging prepubescents, since it says you're either racist or have it in for individuals with Down's Syndrome. ;)

Posted in wrong section, missing code tags(rules violation), you forgot to delete a pointer, system() has no place in your code, you should branch your algorithms off into functions, and you shouldn't have declarations in the middle of your code.

Was that a shameless self-bump?

Thought: That similes induce nausea.
Worry: That I'll vomit.

what do you mean by "who are you?" ? :Dam i suppose to ask you, who are you, too?

What it normally means; if you want.

just for smiley.

Is it your stand up routine?

anything wrong with that?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Damn my dyslexia, I though the title said, "Robot Chicken Helps the Ill"

Maybe I haven't kept up with every new DW user, but who are you, what is this, and why are you posting a bunch Y's with umlauts?

Post racist remarks in the threads.

Don't believe I have, but I've heard it's in some root beers: http://www.greydragon.org/library/brewing_root_beer.html

Your mom, you know why.

125cc? Isn't that a dirt or pit bike? I wouldn't mind one for motocross or freestyle, but that's it.

Thinking of a Kawa Ninja ZX900, fast and cheap. Sort of tasteless and probably would crash it, but it's fucking fast!

Probably going to sup-up and attach a 3.5HP Briggs motor to my spare mountain bike and go have some fun.

Practice what, developing social skills for the budding psychopath?

Wonder how many times a 2g1c/f reference will be dropped as one of those innuendos. lol

Pickett Microline 160

It slides and has grease all over it.

I've never heard of any stabbings at DEF CON before. Mostly it's just a bunch of happy nerds playing with computers.

But anytime you go somewhere in the heat, then cram a lot of people into a small container like sardines in a can - someones going to do something.

We aren't the wild west you see in the movies.

Since that Wild West never really existed in the first place.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18487_6-ridiculous-history-myths-you-probably-think-are-true.html

Well, who needs guns and knifes when you have palm trees and tabloid papers.

You committed necromancy just to call people gay, and post some smileys with X's a O's.

Get an instrument and be the next John Darnielle.
Get a large mug of coffee and some smokes, and just lie out in a field.
Get a fast bike and ride off, as far as you can.
Go on a 'trip'.
Write her name in blood, on your chest, email it, and see what ensues.

Are you try to steal email accounts with the security questions?

What system are you on that doesn't have a freely available C++ compiler?

Why are weapons such a taboo subject in the UK? Seriously, you guys are afraid of having pointed ends on a kitchen knife.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4581871.stm

Getting guns into the UK is a lot more difficult than you might imagine, especially in these days of heightened terrorist alerts.

Which is why I've heard many of them are made over there out of 35k-PSI pipes. Obviously open-bolt, automatic submachine guns, since they have braindead mechanics.

Wait... damn-it.

Read This article....it will greatly help
http://www.symantec.com/connect/articles/building-anti-virus-engine

This is a dead thread.

Just learn an easy language; then the Windows PE EXE format, search for suspicious import files - such as those for hooks.

Here's a program I threw together sometime ago, it's a good start: http://www.daniweb.com/code/snippet217316.html

You're breaking the rules without CODE-tags

The obvious issue is you're not freeing the memory after usage.

If I remember correctly, when you use the variable to define the size, you have to point to it.

char* userInput = (char*)malloc(sizeof(*userInput);

After you allocate something, you need to verify that it actually did:

if(userInput == NULL) call_emergency_handling_function();

void main() is incorrect. The standard is int main() and must return(0); on success, 1 on failure.

long int has a range of −2,147,483,648 to 2,147,483,647 an American tele-numeral is ten digits long - without any prefixes or other telephone system specific numbers and symbols! So an integer is not a suitable data-type for storing a telephone number. Try a string.

On a side note. You should eliminate conio.h, as it is not a standard C header. clrscr() is unnecessary and can be annoying to the user. Replace getch() with getchar().

Oh yeah, and Turbo C++ 3.1 is a very out-of date, non-standard compiler. If you can, treat yourself to Code::Blocks(MinGW) or VC++.

Spinlock, busy waiting or HLT. That's all you need to know.

Sometimes I just have to geek out - warning , lots of strobe at this Dr. Who rave

That looks more like a concert than a rave.

You're in WA, right? You throw a Dr. Who themed rave!

When your colleague responds with "What is a ZX Spectrum ?"

To which you respond, "Z80 mofos! :cool:"

Taste-testing some golden Virginia burley tobacco flakes I'd toasted up. Taste like chocolate chip, oatmeal cookies.

I'd like to go to Mars, but I don't want to die either - ever.

Why, are you afraid of death? Let me take you to Mars - it's amazing!

There's a whole site dedicated to Y! Answer failure:

http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/

Bailey Jay. Oh wait... that's a dude. But - damn, s/he's hot.

If you're using DOS interrupts, then you could try DOSBox.

http://www.dosbox.com/

Walk up to her. Light the smelliest cigarette you have.
"Hey, Baby. You-me, tonight, myplace."
Let the smoke drift out of your mouth into her face. Of course, flick any ashes towards her face.
She may call you a creep, jerk, jackass, and many other things, but be persistent and drop as many one line pick-ups as you can. Eventually she has to give in. Never take 'no' for an answer.
Afterwards, be sure to give her tush a pat as you leave.

WRT the cyanide - yeah, that's my excuse for carrying a bottle of amyl nitrite. The fact that you sh*t yourself after too many apples never occurred to me. I thought it was just the amyl.

You're a whippet inhaler?

I thought the only thing you had to avoid was the petrol abusers, sort of like crack/meth-heads?

Wombats just sound like a cross between a boar and a mole.

I heard that a Canadian is an American without the gun.

I've heard they loves their guns.

Lounge is getting muddled down with to much crap. Here's a weak attempt at getting the ball rolling the other way:

• What's your thoughts on the ATCA agreements?
• Would you start ingesting your iPod and other goods, in an attempt to circumvent any searches on your 80% pirated library?
• Would that show up on the body scanners?
• And if it did, would they slice you open on sight and rip it out with their barehands?
• How would you react - freak out or go Rambo/Super Saiyan(believing that may be due to blood loss)?

Gojira - Flying Whales & Ocean Planet After watching that Misadventures of Flapjack episode where the inventor falls in love with Bubby(the whale), takes her on his new flying machine, confesses his love to her, but is rejected. Which you know is... Damn, cartoon plots are like mini operas or something.

Adventure Time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHB0B_qw-DI

What the? I don't even... *scratches head* Okay.

I always thought it was a joke about red-neck pastimes.

Forget about atoi, try stringstream:
http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/iostream/stringstream/stringstream/

The example there is pretty much what you wanted. You just have to space out the digits yourself(I assume you know how to do that).

A constant sized array is fine if you only ever require that size. Check out <vector> if you want a dynamic solution.