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DaniWeb members, that is. Will the 100,000th member register today? :cheesy:

Not a lot of point me selling my body on eBay, I doubt anyone would even bid. Mind you, I suppose I could use the 'breaking for spares' ploy...

I could do with another August, mine has been rubbish so far. I'll swap you for a December 1963 which I have going spare. I'll get me coat...

Hi Jacquie, Bo Selecta! (he says in an obscure comedic reference kind of a way for all the UK members hereabouts...)

Hi Julia, welcome to DaniWeb. And, yes, the 'Net is full to bursting with scammers and fraudsters. Thankfully there are also thriving communities of decent people, like DaniWeb, around to offer the best advice and help prevent folk being suckered in.

Hi mikeybear, Basingstone sunny, are you sure about that? Any welcome to DaniWeb from very wet South Yorkshire (always wanted a swimming pool now I have one but it is in the conservatory/dining room.)

Hi Lanreonward, best to ask in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum29.html"]Web Browsers[/URL] forum where all the IE trobleshooting experts gather. Oh, and welcome to DaniWeb, my friend.

Hi Brin, a warm welcome from me. Glad you are liking what you've found so far, and I'm sure you will find much more help to come over the months and years.

Hi Nestor, welcome to DaniWeb.

My kids are fast getting to the point where they know enough about computers to ask awkward questions of me: and that is the 6 and 8 year olds! They know more, I suspect, than my 17 and 18 year old girls who seem to have escaped inheriting my geek …

Hi mackermb, welcome to DaniWeb my friend. I would suggest you ask in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum10.html"]Windows NT/2000/XP/2003[/URL] forum where you will get the most help, rather than here as this is really just for introducing yourself to other members, not asking specific tech support questions.

Hi Claudia, welcome to the DaniWeb gang!

I work for myself, and even I hate the boss sometimes...

Search engines are clever and insightful creations, and have sent you to the right place :) Welcome to DaniWeb, I know you will get the help you are looking for here.

Hi is always a good start, it's where next that can get difficult. Welcome to DaniWeb sleepygamercrab :)

Yup welcome to Daniweb, and don't be embarrassed by asking a question. They are only ever simple if you happen to already know the answer...

Yo Sundaramurthy, welcome to DaniWeb. You have some great experts in all those fields on tap here, so I am sure you will find us a helpful and friendly resource.

Welcome to DaniWeb my friend, but this forum is not the place to ask those questions: at least not if you expect to get any answers. You have arrived in the introductions forum where we all say hello to new members. Try asking your question in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum64.html"]Viruses, Spyware and …

Welcome to DaniWeb friend, but this isn't the place to be asking questions as it is just an introductions forum. You need to be asking in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum64.html"]Viruses, Spyware and other Nasties[/URL] forum. Good luck.

Howdee doodee drogue, welcome to DaniWeb. You need to be looking in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum31.html"]Web Development[/URL] forums for that kind of information.

Hi Andrew, 16 seems like a good an age as any to start making your first million! Welcome to DaniWeb, let's hope we can help you make your IT dreams a reality.

Hi thangaraj, and welcome to the friendly discussion forum that is the DaniWeb community. Here's looking forward to hearing more from you about AI, which I would guess would be best placed in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum14.html"]Computer Science and Software Design[/URL] forum?

Welcome to DaniWeb Patrick. Learning by example is, often, the best way.

Welcome back Dani, here's hoping you've had your share of hardware hell for many years to come. I always dread it when I change machines every 3 years or so, for exactly the reasons you have been experiencing.

Where are you travelling from, how long are you likely to be there, when are you planning on going, what kind of budget do you have? I don't have any answers by the way, but I suspect that these questions will need asking if anyone is to help you to …

Hello and welcome to DaniWeb, here's hoping you find the information and help you are after. I would suggest you take a look at the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum25.html"]Site Management[/URL] category, in particular the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum50.html"]Growing an Online Community[/URL] forum where I think you will get the response you require.

Hi Avinash, welcome to the community - I am sure you will find us as friendly as we are informative.

[QUOTE=mrsteve]I like to ride bicycle, read books, rollerblade, and plot world domination. That's all I have to say about that, unless any of you fine individuals reading this have any questions for me.[/QUOTE] Just the one: how do you ride a bicycle while reading a book? I suspect the answer …

First of all, welcome to DaniWeb where I am sure you will find the answer to this and any other IT problems. However, probably not in the community introductions forum which is reserved for saying hello and letting everyone know who you are. I'd suggest you take a look around …

That's a lot of questions, but I'll pick up on the one that I know the answer to: what type of people are on this forum? And the answer, my friend, is 'all of the above.' No, seriously, it is!

Hi David, welcome to DaniWeb. Battery fixer huh? Now that's a job description you don't read every day!

Hi Asma, what part of London are you from, says an honorary Yorkshireman who was born and bred around the cheapest square on the Monopoly board: Old Kent Road. You can take the lad out of Sarf Lunnon, but you can't take Sarf Lunnon out of the lad :cheesy:

Hi Gordon, don't get me started on old computing kit. I collect it, but mainly from the video gaming perspective. That said, I do have a range of Speccies up in the attic, about 20 in full working order and most fully boxed, plus at least 50 for spares. My …

Hi micmwaura, a very warm welcome to DaniWeb. What kind of stuff are you coding in Nairobi?

Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Mac OS X, and Linux here.

Hi David, welcome to DaniWeb. Hmmm, DaniWeb as a dating service? Not something I had considered before...

Edison, welcome to DaniWeb. I'm afraid you are asking in the wrong place. This is for saying hello, telling us a bit about you, introducing yourself to the community. It's not the right forum for requesting help. You need to be looking in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum2.html"]Software Development[/URL] forums my friend. Good …

Hi Baz, here's hoping you enjoy yourself [B]and[/B] get rich! Welcome to DaniWeb mate, we can promise the former and hopefully help answer the questions to aid the latter as well.

Hi Steve, I'm not from NY, but I am a geek, of the happy variety. Welcome aboard, my friend, here's hoping your stay is an enjoyable and informative one.

Welcome to DaniWeb my friend. You probably need to head over to the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum7.html"]hardware[/URL] forums wikth that question if you want an answer. All you will get here is us saying hello to you, as this is the introductions forum...

Hi guy, welcome to Daniweb. This isn't the right forum for requesting help, it is a place to say 'hello' and get waved at back. In order to point you at a more appropriate forum for the question you need to tell us what platform and what database app you …

Hi Tim, welcome to the community. You know what, it won't take you two years to help people. Truth be told, just by being part of the community and pledging to participate you are helping us all already! Nice one...

Hi Mike, and a warm welcome to DaniWeb. You will get the best response by posting that question in the [URL="http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum122.html"]Troubleshooting Dead Machines[/URL] forum.

Hi Jaggy, a warm welcome indeed to your new home at DaniWeb. May you enjoy it as much as we enjoy you!

For the first time ever, I gave in to the pressure from my better half and agreed not to take my computer on vacation with me this year. A decision that proved hard to make as, also for the first time since starting my own business 15 years ago, we …

It is a difficult one, and something that Dani is best placed to comment upon to be honest. She is still having PC trouble at the moment, so give her a bit of time and she will be along to join the debate. Personally, it is something that, for once, …

Does anyone else have any thoughts on this?

[QUOTE=joe_blow] I hate everything, I hate everyone, [/QUOTE] Perhaps we need to start a misanthropic computing topic, kind of like the BOFH? But anyway, welcome to DaniWeb. The community that loves you even if you hate us ;)

[B]Release your inner blogger, and you could be a winner with DaniWeb[/B] Ever thought about starting a blog right here on DaniWeb and can’t think why you haven’t? Ever wondered if anyone would really be interested in what you have to say about IT? Ever dreamed about getting all your …

[QUOTE=Spiderweb]not a big deal as I said.[/QUOTE] Maybe not, but we value your bringing such things to our attention as without such feedback it can be difficult to gauge the depth of such problems.