Granted! I just granted your wish to have a wish! Now you have a wish, but you can only use it in this 5 minutes!
I wish I could meet the president of the USA
Granted! I just granted your wish to have a wish! Now you have a wish, but you can only use it in this 5 minutes!
I wish I could meet the president of the USA
Granted, he got shot and you were accused.
I wish i had blue skin.
Granted, he got shot and you were accused.
aww, I don't like getting shot. :(
Granted! You are now an avatar, but you died sadly and painfully. :(
I wish I could get a billion dollors.
I wish I could get a billion dollors.
Granted, i gamble with it and now you are living on the streets.
I wish i was already in the NFL
Granted, but they kick you out. :(
I wish I could plant a million trees
Granted but you'll run out of soil.
I wish I had could live without money.
Granted, but then someone will give you a pile of money!
I wish I could beat Usain Bolt in sprinting
Granted, Usain Bolt was dead by the time you raced him.
I wish I won every lottery
granted but you spent it all in Los Vagas on wine, women and gambling.
I wish I could ride a motorcycle
Granted, but your motorcycle will break when your about to use it!
I wish everyone could get an electric car
Granted but the moment you get into it you'll be electrcuted.
I wish I didn't eat that!
Granted, you ate it anyways.
I wish i was a brick.
Granted, but it would fall out of your hand and break into a million pecies! :(
I wish I could climb a tree
Granted but the branches will break and you'll fall into a mound of fire-ants.
I wish I could play the piano.
Granted, but you will get alzimers for 10 seconds( which cant actually happen) and forget everything youlearned. :(
I wish I could end all the wars in the world.
Granted, the great war for the moon breaks out.
I wish I invented interstellar flight.
Granted but your first test run fails and you mistakingly took all of your research with you hence, it never existed!
I wish I invented velcro.
Granted, but Mestral beats you to the patent... now you are that crazy guy that keeps screaming "I invented velcro!"
I wish I had a supercomputer.
Granted, but your supercomputer will break just when your about to use it! :o
I wish I could jump to the moon
Granted but at the time you jump, the moon moves slightly out of the way and you float for eternity in space.
I wish I could time-travel!
Granted, but when your about to time travel, time stops forever! :(
I wish I could control everything in the world.
Granted but the world's people revolt against you and you die.
I wish knew and understood everything there is to know about String Theory.
Granted but then a string would come and tangle your brain and confuse you! :)
I wish that I could get 500 posts
Not granted, when you get to post 499 Dani will suspend your account.
I wish little timmy didn't fall down the well.
Granted, but then he would trip again and fall in.
I wish I would get an A+ in everything
Granted, but since everyone else got an A++ your grades are on the very bottom.
I wish I had a new Lamborghini car.
Granted, but you were given a toy Lamborghini.
I wish I was the smartes man on earth, check that, in the universe.
You become the smartest man in the world, but trip and fall; injuring your brain and returning you back to normal intelligence.
I wish I had an alienware laptop.
Granted, but then an alien would get jelous and take the laptop away from you. :(
I wish I could float
wish granted your gravity became zero & you float away in the outer space
I wish if i could ride on an dinosaur's back
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