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Wish granted. You end up living 20 years less.
I wish i were fat (don't ask why lol) :)

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then you'll become so fat that you won't be able to move .. and you'll be naked coz no clothes will fit on you

i wish there was a real genie just for me :)

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Wish granted, but the PhD you got was useless because the diploma had someone else's name on it.

I wish I could go back to high school with what I know now.

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Granted, but the high school was demolished and under construction for a prison.

I wish I were the president

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Wish granted, you are President of Hostess Inc., which is now bankrupt and up for sale. WalMart is one of the potential buyers.

I wish for nothing, already have everything I want or need.

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Wish granted, you end up wishing anyways :)

I wish i were dead (this one better be fun:))

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Granted. Turns out reincarnation is true and you come back to life as some brat's goldfish.

I wish I had my own game company.

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Granted, your game company gets in a major lawsuit for copying other games and has to shut down and return all sales to other companies.

I wish I was a bodybuilder

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Granted, you get kicked out of the house because you watch people in their sleep.

I wish i were human

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wish granted or are you not :).. ?

i wish there are no bad people (though i can't imagine how's that like)

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Granted, now many athletes have lost their jobs.

I wish I drove a bugatti veyron.

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granted, but you had an accident the moment you get your hands on it

i wish i can think of an awesome wish

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Granted, someone else's dream came true and yours didn't.

I wish i was the clone of the person with the comment above me.

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Granted, now all your creations are stolen.

I wish i healed from wounds in a flash.

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granted, but it costs a day in your life span
i wish i was the greatest person in the whole universe

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Granted, an alien from another universe will abduct you and un-awesomize you.

I wish i was Michael Jordan.

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wish granted but you got old and can't play anymore

i wish i could be an invincible person who can fly that no aliens could even touch

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Granted, an opposing country locked you up in their labs as an experiment.

I wish i was a dog

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Granted, your plane to australlia crashes and ends up in a random island.

I wish I was an atom

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Granted, we now have problems with other countries taking our money.

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