here is how it goes, I played it on

ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

for example,
why do dinosaurs lay eggs

cause they are permanent
why don't you lay eggs

...and so on

I'll start
why is the sky blue?

Refraction of light through particles in the earths atmosphere, that's not really a stupid question that gets a stupid answer.

What was the last war Napoleon Bonaparte fought before his death in 1821 ?

the pizza war

Nope the answer is the last war he fought in.

Where can I get a time machine?

a watch shop.

Why is the sun so hot ?

To make computer programmers feel better by comparison.

If a three-legged stool has one leg measuring 14.5 inches, one leg measuring 14 inches and one leg measuring 13.5 inches, assuming a steady level surface, how often will the stool wobble?

(Ah, see. Now we've reversed. Give a stupid answer, get a stupid question!)
Question to previous statement: Then why do you keep posting?

Answer to next question: 42.

To keep the rest of the universe safe. Who knows what would happen if we actually knew what we were doing.

If a lawyer and a mime were crossing the street and speeding truck came towards them, which would you save if you could only save one?

Because he escaped from a 1900's prison.

Knowing that, on a regular computer, such as the PC one, 9.9999999999999999999999999999864e+4351 * 9.9999999999999999999999999999864e+4351 = 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703, and 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703 * 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703 = Overflow, how much is Overflow * Overflow?

Overflow * Overflow = some number a computer can't process (infinity)
Why does my phone have a quad core processor?

Because he want to be too transparent.

Why Chuck Norris never fails in his missions?

He wakes up every morning and asks himself "What would Mr. Rogers do?" He contemplates and ponders this question until he's filled with the happiest, most peaceful and tranquil thoughts. Then he lays waste to everything that gets in his way. Happily.

Why are there PhDs without homes or jobs?

It has run out of NetBeans for Java.

How Lucky Lukes horse Jolly Jumper puts worm to his hook

After several years of efforts, he trained Rantanplan to do it.

Step 1: Collect underwear.
Step 2: ???????
Step 3: Profit!

You fill in the step 2, I think. (BTW original answer to question I asked was: "Like everybody else, shuddering with discust.")

Because Chuck Norris does not fail

Does not fit to collect underware, did not ask next question
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