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cproger 4 Posting Pro · Answer 1 · 2013-05-06T22:39:09+00:00

Because you already have a 6 pack

Why can't I have a million dollors?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 2 · 2013-05-07T01:06:38+00:00

Because there is no such thing as "dollors" but there are dollars :)

Why can't i have a fish tank full of great white sharks?

M.Waqas Aslam 67 Posting Pro in Training Featured Poster · Answer 3 · 2013-05-08T07:08:33+00:00

because all sharks are eated by whale :P
why cant my computer do auto coding for me :P

cproger 4 Posting Pro · Answer 4 · 2013-05-08T19:42:49+00:00

Because your computer doesnt know how to code! common sense! lol :)

Why cant I fly?

M.Waqas Aslam 67 Posting Pro in Training Featured Poster · Answer 5 · 2013-05-10T06:19:49+00:00

because your exhaust is not that much powerfull :P lolz
why every one asking stupid questions ?

cproger 4 Posting Pro · Answer 6 · 2013-05-10T20:03:26+00:00

Because everyone is stupid. :)

Why does my computer lag when I play games?

james.lu.75491856 0 Junior Poster · Answer 7 · 2013-07-09T13:42:33+00:00

Because the games mean to be slow(like pausiing the program on purpose)
Why am I epic?

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 8 · 2013-07-10T10:03:28+00:00

because you are not a movie

why the villains have a wicked smile

dave.mcdonald.18 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 9 · 2014-02-28T13:45:08+00:00

Because if they had a heroic smile they would be the heros.

Why is everything I find in the last place I look.

Stuugie 50 Marketing Strategist · Answer 10 · 2014-02-28T14:02:35+00:00

Because every spot is the last spot you looked at.

Why am I asking this?

Stuugie 50 Marketing Strategist · Answer 11 · 2014-02-28T17:41:33+00:00

If I behead some guy and then eat parts of him, should I be free?

SyxNM 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 12 · 2014-03-06T17:19:42+00:00

If I behead some guy and then eat parts of him, should I be free?

Yes, actually.

What is the formula for goat cheese?

Stuugie 50 Marketing Strategist · Answer 13 · 2014-03-06T17:39:41+00:00

Goat cheese:

Two goat hooves
Special Unicorn Sauce
One plastic spoon

Mix them all together and bake at 350 F for 22.3 minutes.

Have you ever been stampeded by a herd of raging oxen?

HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 14 · 2014-04-22T15:32:07+00:00

No. That's plain outrageous. Raging bulls yes, oxen, no.

What is Google's current Algorithm?

Suzie999 245 Coding Hobbyist · Answer 15 · 2014-04-23T22:57:23+00:00

Suzie999 245 Coding Hobbyist

10 Years Ago

Nine currents per search bun.

VertexF3 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 16 · 2014-04-24T07:56:36+00:00

To answers the question that isn't there, the answers must be organge strawberries always organge strawberries ALWAYS!

Okay why is the number 4, number 4?

ddanbe 2,724 Professional Procrastinator Featured Poster · Answer 17 · 2014-04-26T10:45:07+00:00

Because if it were 5 it would mess up quite some mathematics.
Why does glue glue?

mattster 195 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 18 · 2014-08-14T15:23:01+00:00

Because it's made of sticky stuff that gets stuck in your clothes

Why can't fish drown?

Hiroshe 499 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 19 · 2014-08-14T21:05:10+00:00

Because they would either die or evolve to not drown.

What's in rum and coke?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 20 · 2014-08-14T21:22:38+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

9 Years Ago

Whiskey and Pepsi.

Why is there a P in pneumonia?

AffineMesh 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 21 · 2014-08-15T04:57:15+00:00

Because a silent pee is more challenging with a hacking cough.

If you ate pasta with antipasta would you still feel hungry?

mattster 195 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 22 · 2014-08-15T08:14:26+00:00

You'd be board of pasta lol

How can you have a shooting star without a gun?

LaxLoafer 71 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 23 · 2014-08-15T14:06:12+00:00

Exactly! A shooting star without a gun is a dead star.

If train stations are where trains stop, what's a workstation?

mattster 195 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 24 · 2014-08-15T18:29:08+00:00

Train stations are where trains stop, workstations are where the work stops!

Magnets will attract or repel. The Earth has a huge magnetic field. So why dont some magnetic objects get fired into space like missiles because they're repelling Earth?

Bensirpent07 0 Junior Poster · Answer 25 · 2014-11-04T16:09:10+00:00

Because people grab those things and stop them from doing that.

Why don't zombies exist?

ddanbe 2,724 Professional Procrastinator Featured Poster · Answer 26 · 2014-11-04T19:34:21+00:00

They do! Watch a train wagon full of people going to work in the morning.

Does a grasshopper jumps down on th south pole, seeing him jump from the nord pole?

Slavi 94 Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 27 · 2014-11-10T12:12:21+00:00

Nope, it lands on the moon first, for a quick beer on the way

How long does it take before whales learn to fly after their birth?