A computer engineer was asked by his five year old son Son: What is windows 95 Well its a 32bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally encoded for a 4bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can stand 1 bit of competition!
Another Joke I wish I could change the world but wont give me the source code
A man from the toilet shouts out to his wife darling darling do you hear me?!!! Wife: Did you run out of toilet paper? Husband: No restart the router Please!
Wikipedia says i know everything Google says I have Everything Facebook Says I know everybody Internet says without me your nothing electricity says Keep talking bitches
Vodka Joke Capacity of vodka in IT style 0.10l - Demo Version 0.25l -trial Version 0.50l -personal edition 0.70l professional edition 1.00l network edition 1.75l enterprise 3.00l for small businesses 5.00l corporate edition Bucket of Vodka - EXTREME EDITION! Sea of Vodka - GLOBAL EDITION Homemade vodka - HOME EDITION One More - Service Pack Kefir in the morning - Recovery tool Appetizer - Plugins Beer - patch coke a cola/fanta 7UP - viruses trojans
1: If you try to supress a sneeze you will rupture a blood vessel in your brain but if you sneeze too hard you break one of your bones in your rib cage.
Ok so Ive built this PC out of nothing and everything works but screen wouldnt show well thats weird? because i can hear all fans buzzing and that tells me the motherboard is fine but still theres no screen can anyone help please From RobertHDD
right click on the file or folder go down to properties click security and it should have change permissions I dont know though last time I did that It locked my HDD and I couldnt boot
Ah interesting fact Sneekula and our suns actually an energy source what happens if the sun dies out that means no more energy I actually heard news that they found 8 new planet candidates that could potentially be our next earth
This might be good trying to install windows again make sure to have a backup too but I wouldnt waste time on you so i think linux is better since it barely gets attacked be warned this aint like windows i think you will learn more coding through that.
I know this sound weird but What will happen if the earth fell into the sun some kids say why does the moon not fall down well thats a beautiful question the moon is constantly falling but what will really happen if the earth stopped its orbit and fell into the sun well if it did we would approximately have 64 days until the earth gets destroyed.
Day 0: The earth begins its journey into the sun
Day 6: After 6 days of falling into the sun the earths temperature rises 0.8 of a degree you wont feel the heat yet but you will soon.
Day 21: the earths temperature has risen 10 degrees now the earths experiencing a global heat wave.
Day 35: We are now %20 percent of the way to the sun the suns intense and the global temperature is 58.0 degrees the earth now exceeds the historical temperature in Death Valley CA. For most people now cant survive either the airconditioners are failing or the powers being tapped out.
Day 41: we have now crossed venus's orbit the global temperature is 76 degrees too hot for the Sahara Desert Ant but the pompeii worm is still thriving which they can survive up to 80 degrees.
Day 47: We just left the habitable zone the temp now exceeds 106 degrees too even hot for us to live. but the pompeii worm is still thriving underneath the earths crust where the earth prevents boiling water from accessing …
if you look on this site: http://www.msy.com.au/home.php you should see lots of parts you have to click clearance to see all the parts as its an icon of a crate saying clearance on it Plus have you tested the Hard Drive to see if that got stuffed
Has anyone tried this good software out its called ROHOS You put your usb and configure it restart take out usb when the password type thing comes up put usb in and it automatically signs into windows
