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What I call them depends on who I'm talking to. I like to stay on good terms with them after all, because I do need them, but more often than not they're highly annoying in their demands and actions so you have to vent to someone...

Facebook users are not known to be the smartest people on the intarweb, but that they were this stupid surprised even me: [url]http://angryexile.blogspot.com/2010/03/are-socialists-right-after-all.html[/url]

second time this week, yes...

first error: using magic return values to indicate success or failure is not a good idea. Use the exception handling system instead.

yes, you will need servlets for your business logic, the backend. Suggestion: get a good (and recent, the specs changed a bit over the years) book and start learning.

you need to learn Java, and learn to think before you code.

next time check the timestamp before responding. This was handled 2+ years ago.

Don't EVER use Java code in JSP, don't EVER put any business logic (and yes, sending email is that) in JSP. And don't EVER post questions without the information needed to know what your problem is (like, hint, hint, what exact error you're getting).

what is it with you zombie idiots today? Is it your breeding season or something?

check dates before posting, you're 6 years late to the game.

fix the bug in your application that causes it to require inordinate amounts of memory. I can guarantee you that whatever amount you feed it with you'll run out eventually unless you fix that bug.

no, you can't. I can though, because I used my brain and read some tutorials and books.

read and understand the Java tutorial and all will become clear (or at least clearer than it is now) to you.

[url]http://java.sun.com[/url] and check out the Java tutorial.

do you really think another lazy homework kiddo just like you who dumped his assignment here 3 years ago and never came back is going to magically reappear with a working solution to your homework and hand it to you on a golden platter? You're even more stupid than the …

[QUOTE=Lordson60;1239082]The code that you sent, i copied and pasted into my own java file, hoping to be able to run it. unfortunatly this did not work.[/QUOTE] The idea here is that you do your own work. Don't expect to be spoonfed fully working solutions to your homework, rather hope to …

A "catalogue" of most repeated questions and answers would consist of versions of the following: q) do my homework for me a) do it yourself

components will move to keep the integrity of the form. That's automatic, when the forum resizes components have to move around to keep everything filled out correctly. Absolute positioning is the one thing you should never use, it makes for absolutely unportable user interfaces.

no. Your error, yours to solve. Not only do you post your question??? in the wrong forum, you don't provide even close to the amount of information needed to help you, you don't post in correct English, you use a multitude of exclamation marks, all signs of someone we should …

not going to work like that, you don't want to "rename a tag" (you won't do that anyway, you'd map one tag in the input to another in the output) but map tags to different tags based on the order in the source document. As there is no hieratchical order …

[url]http://www.amazon.com[/url] look for books about math in game programming. There are many. Enjoy reading.

yup, if you code it correctly that should be possible. That's all that can be said without knowing what convoluted code you produced to generate the behaviour you describe.

not urgent

and don't forget package names, don't forget that classnames (as everything) are case sensitive, don't forget to include external jars required by the applet, etc. etc.. Interesting exception by the way, must be a very weird JVM you have running.

I'm not going to tell you how to create an application to steal content from websites, which is exactly what you're trying to do.

I won't touch anything released by Gooooooooooogle with a 10 foot pole. It's all spyware. Expect Chrome to send everything you do to Gooooooooooogle for sale to the highest bidder.

we just have a whiteboard with erasable markers...

512 is extremely low these days, 256 is less than I've had for almost 10 years ;) New computers ship with 1024 at least, if they have less don't even consider them. And seriously consider doubling that to 2048 which I expect to be the standard by the end of …

have you even read the product documentation, let alone the answers provided over the last several YEARS in this thread?

what griswolf said. And the ones on Sun's website, and the books and notes your teacher told you to get/make, etc. etc. Tons of information there, more than enough to learn to do this easily.

It's just another file, of course you can load it. And if you have the right libraries you should be able to visualise the models as well. I guess such libraries would exist (try some search engines :) ), if not you'll have to write them (which would I guess …

"the relationship between the stupidity and lack of imagination of post graduate students, the lack of quality in computer products, and the number of questions asking for project ideas by students in internet forums". p.s. you can be your own test subject.

well, the page must be there...

Any decent company wants people who can think, not monkeys who learned a trick and can repeat it over and over again. Learning C++ or Java would hardly matter to them, they'd know full well that any fresh graduate knows nothing whatsoever and needs to be taught everything from scratch.

no, you can't. I could, but not you as you lack the required knowledge. And as you seem unwilling to attain that knowledge, rather wanting people to give you handouts, you'll never be able to do it.

what are you willing to pay me? Rates start at 150 Euro an hour plus tax, for a minimum of 1 week.

not really, no. Of course you need enough data in the original file to be able to compress it at all. A 1 byte file for example can't be compressed. Apart from that, the compression algorithm might add more overhead in markers and stuff to the compressed file than it …

anything that takes your fancy... Be creative, use your imagination.

well, good luck with that.

you "fix" it by analysing the observed incorrect behaviour and from that deducing what in your code is responsible for that behaviour, then correcting that.

what the heck are you doing studying CS if you don't even know what it is?

not urgent

not urgent

sorry, LSD is so 1960s :) "does not work" doesn't tell us anything. Be more specific, a lot more specific. And please correct your code tags, you tried to use them but I think you forgot the close tag.

Sounds trivial, can't see how you'd have trouble implementing that (apart from the formulae being utter PC nonsense, but that doesn't make implementing them in code any harder, in fact it makes it easier as reality is a lot more complex than that).

no, we're not going to do that. For one you're asking something that simply going through the jdbc and jee tutorials would teach you, and then again you're hijacking your own thread here.

yes, there is.

yup, write a parser for that format... Not that hard, shouldn't take more than an hour or so at most. substring is your friend :)

learn a bit about Java and you'd know the answer to that. I suggest you reread your entire courseware and the Java tutorial from Sun's website, and actually study what's there.

and a definition of what the heck a "percentage relative to a particular bar" is, as that phrase makes no sense whatsoever.