Posts by jingda

138. Twiss you are messing up the game

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On your left feet

Who will be the future knight of england?

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Then have you tried newer or older version of the game. i have burnout on my xbox but not burnout paradise so i do not encounter this problem before. Try using older or newer version and see whether the problem persists. If yes contact the game developer

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This one is funny

Theme: Funeral

A story was told of a businessman who visited a florist shop to order flowers for a friend who was opening a new business in a new location. The floral shop owner was unusually busy on that day and she was busily filling orders from other customers as well, while she took the businessman's order and information

Later that day, the man arrived at his friend's grand opening at the new location. But he was horrified to see a big floral wreath with his name printed below, that said, " With deepest sympathy during this time of sorrow."

In her busyness, the florist had sent the wrong wreath which was meant for a funeral.

The businessman was fuming mad. He called the florist to explain and asked" What kind of service is this? Do you know you sent the wrong wreath? Do you have any idea how folish you made me look?"

" I'm terribly sorry," the florist said apologetically," I was so busy with so many other orders when you came by that day that i got the orders mixed up. You see, what happened was that your order of a wreath to congraluate your friend for the opening a new business in a new location, was mixed up with a wreath that was meant for the funeral. But your situation wasn't nearly as bad as it was at the funeral home where i sent your …

Theme: Simply humourous

Little Johnny was sitting in a food court looking at the photos of his classmates when it slipped from his hands and landed under the sari of an Indian lady who was seating next to him

In all innocence, the boy went to the lady," Auntie," he said naively, " Would you lift up your sari?"

" Don't talk nonsense," the lady shouted, " why must i life up my sari?"

" To take photo."

welcome to daniweb both jack and axkaan

@ axkaan
CAn you post the thread so i will can take a look at the problem and the link

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If we just tell him won't other people know of it. That is really LOL

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Already saw that but they did not say who is currently holding the title or any free title ( Means no people are currently that now )

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216. hi twiss

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How long do you mean by how long. 3 years or less than that. Are you a sponsor before. I have seen such poster than say unverified user but some were sponsor and they changed that. I just check your profile and i saw you don't have a reputation page. Maybe you get infracted before or was banned and it expires. You have to confirm this with the mods, they have more experience than me and maybe they can help you reverse it. Good luck

Thanks AD. But i heard from source such as wikipedia there are some noble titles and the lowest of them is a Knight and you can become a knight by doing great service to the Queen of England. And there are Earl titles. How many knight titles are there currently in England?

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

232. Hi guys please help me by going to humour in my signature and tell me what you think. Thanks

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You can post any humour or jokes in this thread.I will start first. You have to post the theme first followed by the joke. Let's played this as a reward basis, if you think any humour is funny and tickle your funny bone vote it up. Have fun

Theme: Church Humour

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighbourhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbours were fixing fish. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighbourhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John - he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbours and become a Catholic. They took him to church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, " You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.

The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighbourhod was sitting down to their fish dinner, came the …

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1) do what Rik suggested
2) Tell us how many ram you are using and your disk space left
3) do a virus scan to check whether virus is causing this problem
4) Use another windows computer both the same version like both are running windows xp. Try running multi poster 4 and see whether any error occur on the computer
5) Try googling help and see whether other people around the world are experiencing this problem. if there is help follow it of there is not something is wrong the software
6) Whether it is compatible with your windows version and update all your drivers

I am not really a windows expert so i can giving you some basic tips to identify your problem first. Good luck. You can confirm it with either capperjack or rik, both of them are real windows expert

First reaction, LOL.
Second, what help do you actually want? Data recovery software or some helpful tips?
Third, after checking your profile you seems to be in China so why are you in South Korea. Or did i get that part wrong?

Hi thecoolman5 see you again. Have you try installing burnout on other computer and try going online with it. If that computer also have the same problem that means the software have problem or you did not follow the correct steps or miss some steps while installing. You can try going to the burnout forum and see whether if other gamers are experiencing the same problem.

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Are you an admin or root user? What do you mean by you need the right user

there is no purpose in posting that, mkzamanopu .

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Reading books and watching movies. Always catch the latest movies and don't bother to buy DVD

welcome to daniweb

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Earl is a rank given to some prince or other miner rulers in British. Earl is also the same as Count.

Let's toast to the future king and queen of england for their happy marriage

Marriage

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248. Nooooooooooooo. Why the score suddenly so high?

That means something is wrong with your ubuntu. Have a scan found anything?