Hello old neighbor. I lived in Richmond, BC for years so onwards.
OK, why not a mobile site? It doesn't have to be one site to rule them all. Some things can be ejected like quote of the day since it's off message for the site. Also, weather forecasts? Many new to smartphone/pad sites have a rough time getting the site to be "on message."
There has yet to be a magic bullet (software) to transform a site from classic to mobile. And a single site may not be the answer if a deadline is that close. Just make a mobile version.
I'm sure you're reading http://www.creativebloq.com/mobile/mobile-design-912823 and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsive_web_design so while that's all good to head to responsive design your platform of Dreamweaver templates may have too many hooks in you to let you make a mobile or responsive site. That's why I think you need to:
a. Make a mobile site.
b. Get on message. Forget quote of the day, weather, etc.